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Best Football Chants you heard

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Reply 20
Marlon King, when a girl says no, molest her!

To the tune of Reeeewind by Craig David.

Also 'Does your boyfriend know you're here' to the Brighton is always funny.
campeones campeones ole ole ole!

this was aimed at real madrid fans when they were losing.
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"You're just a poor man's Evian, you're just a poor man's Eviaaaan."
Gateshead fans to Buxton.

"Monday, Tuesday, Habib Beye."
Villa Chant for Gavin McCann to the tune of the Addam's Family:

He tackles and he passes
He hassles and harasses
He gets up peoples' asses
He's better than Zidane
Gavin McCann (Click Click)
Gavin McCann (Click Click)
Original post by IanDangerously
The huddle? That's a nice name for it! Better than the dreaded P word. :wink:


We did it first as well! Its the huddle!
Reply 25
@1:31

He hasnt got any credit!



:rofl:
To Robinho when he was accused of rape and got tackled/missed:

"Robinho, she said no, Robinho, she said no"

"touch of a rapist, he's got the touch of a rapist, touch of a raaaapist"

To Arsene Wenger after an Arsenal bad tackle:

"He didn't see that, he didn't see thaaaaaat, Arsene Wenger, he didn't see that"

After Terry protests in the refs face and gets a dubious free kick:

"He's shaggin the ref, he's shaggin the reffffff, John Terry, he's shaggin the ref"

For Kenwyne Jones:

Ohhh Kenwyne is a Stokie
He Comes from Trinidad
He looks like Whoopi Goldberg
His hair is ****in mad
He came to Stoke from Sunderland and this is what he said...
STEVE BRUCE IS A ****ER WITH A BIG FAT ****IN HEAD!
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And in response to the "Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea! Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelseaaaaa" chant - "looters, looters, looters! looters, looters, looteeeerrrrsss"
Reply 28
This is one of my faves:

EI EI EI O
Up the football league we go,
When we win promotion,
this is what we'll sing,
WE ARE OXFORD WE ARE OXFORD WILDER IS KING.

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"You don't know what you're doing" to a guy who was using the half time interval as a time to ask his girlfriend to marry him in front of the whole crowd. Classic.
Reply 30
Adebayor, Adebayoooooooooooor
He used to like coach trips
But not anymore

Spoiler

Reply 31
U-N-I-T-E-D
That spells massive debt to me
Knick knack paddywack give a dog a bone
Time to get Ocean Finance on the phone


Adebayor, Adebayoooooooooooor
He used to like coach trips
But not anymore


Walking along, singing a song, walking in a Bergkamp wonderland.


"We defended a corner" - Arsenal fans, after Arsenal defended a corner against Fulham last season.


We won the league in Meryside
We won the league at Old Trafford
We won the league at White Hart Lane (twice)
Reply 32
Yippee-ai-oo~
Yippee-ai-ay~
Holte enders in~
the sky . . .
Reply 33
It might be difficult to understand if you don´t speak german but it´s hilarious:

Explanation: Before leaving Freiburg, Idrissou complained that he didn´t want to play for a team that is constantly battling relegation, and boasted that he´d be playing in the champions league soon ( he was about to join Schalke), anyway he ended up playing for Mönchengladbach and came close to relegation once again while Freiburg had a terrific season. So here are the Freiburg supporters mocking his ambitions with a little chant.

Literal translation: Idrissou is playing champions league football on his PS3, all night from 12 to 8(am).





Funny additional information: He´s now playing in the 2. Bundesliga.
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"Spend some ****ing money"

Arsenal fans towards Arsenal.
Park song is my favourite. Liked "we'll never play you again" the other day though.
Hull sang "youre getting mauled by the tigers"and did acions when they beat arsenal at the emirates. epic.
To the tune of Que Sera, Sera:

Oh Ledley, Ledley
He's only got one knee
He's better than John Terry
Oh Ledley, Ledley!
Last year we sung "You're so **** you lost to us" a few times, and "Dirty northern bastards" is a personal favourite of mine.
Reply 38
The only one i know:

"LETS GO ****ING MENTAL!! LA LAAAA LA LA" x3
When Oldham played Norwich at Carrow Road a couple of seasons ago, we were so dire that we couldn't not poke fun at ourselves, so we had...

"one shot, we've only had one shot..."

and

"lets pretend we've scored a goal" followed by the Oldham fans cheering :biggrin:

Got to be able to poke fun at yourselves.

But whenever we play a Yorkshire team, we have...

"I'm a bastard, I'm a bastard, I'm a bastard, yes I am
And I'd rather be a bastard than a ****ing Yorkshireman"
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