Strangely enough my mate got stung on the bell end yesterday afternoon (true story honestly)... he was lazing about the garden in his shorts when bang, his bell end started to sting like mad. He legged it into the house and into the bathroom to examine the damage and he found he literally had an ant his pant(s). He plucked the ant from his bell end and tried to squash it between his fingers, but it wouldn't die. He had to make six crush attempts to finally kill it off.
Ahhhh that's one of those stories that's so gross, it makes me wanna cry, I have such a fear of bugs. Ewwwwwwww, that has traumatised me.