One of our technicians supposedly got fired for cutting the wrong wire and bringing the whole school network down. We were pretty pleased about it because he used to go into the canteen and buy every single piece of toast.
My year 8 geography teacher got voted coolest teacher of the year by Bliss magazine.
At our Prom, the teachers insisted on a 'no drinking' rule, which everyone more or less obeyed except for one girl who turned up in the 'can barely walk' stage of drunkeness and was promptly removed.