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Think i just caught my friend masterbating!

Ewww ewww ewww

i know all guys do it but do they always have to be quite as obvious about it?

I knocked on my friend at unis door to ask if i could get my calculator back and initially he asked who it was, when he heard it was me he paused and then took a minute to answer the door. When he did he was in shorts and no top (had boxers on as well) and his fly was obviously open. He had a blank youtube screen in the background.

Then he asked me if i wanted a hug so i ran away!

why oh why do guys make it so obvious they are w****** off?

sorry for the rant - im just a bit freaked out for almost walking in on this (the door wasnt locked like usual so i could have easily walked in on him in the act :o: )

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Aw, it's an act of nature - don't be afraid! :p:
Reply 2
That reminds me...
Reply 3
well some of my friends dick slap their other m8s.
Reply 4
You should have hugged him, you would have got a nice surprise :colone:
Lmao. Funny ****.

Seriously, you should have hugged him and asked him if he wanted a second round. That would have really pickled his eggs. :biggrin:
Reply 6
Maybe he was just sitting in his boxers and didn't really want to open the door to just anyone, except you, but he wanted some decency so he put on his shorts (and forgot to do up the fly)

Why would he just take his shirt off to **** anyway? and youtube, are you sure?
Reply 7
Bagration
That reminds me...


haha, nice.
Reply 8
He wasnt making it obvious he was ******* off in his own room with the door closed, in fact sounds like he was trying to cover it up but failed in the little time he had to cover up before you got susipicious lol. If you get what I mean.
Sex has been turned into a stupid taboo. Sex is great, give the guy a hug.
Democracy
You should have hugged him, you would have got a nice surprise :colone:


:ditto: :biggrin::biggrin: spesh if hes hot.
Reply 11
Not as bad as waking up in a tent with another guy jacking off in his sleeping bag though.

We didn't make a massive deal out of it (well at first we did) but now we mess around and tease him about it.
I walked in on one of my best female friends once having some fun with herself :s-smilie:
Reply 13
hahahahaha

Not as bad as - guy on top of his sleeping bag in six man tent. There are four girls inc. me, him and one other guy. All other people in the tent are cringing...he's having a wonderful time.

To be fair, he was quite drunk :p:
Reply 14
to all those saying i should have hugged him - when i started uni my boyfriend was wary of this guys intentions towards me (as was i slightly) so im not sure hugging him would have been the right way to go.

and it was deffinately some website with videos on it and flash player (like youtube does) as it was a very similar set-up from what i could see at the door
My friend caught me masturbating. Then she shouted to her boyfriend and he came running in to see. Bad times.
Reply 16
ScottyLP
Not as bad as waking up in a tent with another guy jacking off in his sleeping bag though.




Ohhhh you beat me to it!
Reply 17
We have to do this..
FTC199
to all those saying i should have hugged him - when i started uni my boyfriend was wary of this guys intentions towards me (as was i slightly) so im not sure hugging him would have been the right way to go.

and it was deffinately some website with videos on it and flash player (like youtube does) as it was a very similar set-up from what i could see at the door


its only a hug. and lol it was probs the quickest non porn site he could think of.
Reply 19
CrimsonAngel
its only a hug. and lol it was probs the quickest non porn site he could think of.


probably - would closing the laptop not also have helped?

i did run away though - even though he said he would put a top on when he hugged me (no idea why he is so keen on giving me a hug tonight, its odd behaviour for him)

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