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Will she laugh when she sees my tiny thingy?

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Reply 20
Original post by Anonymous
I've been seeing a girl for just over three weeks and I'm worried she is going to want to have sex soon. Of course for most guys this would be fantastic, but for me, it's terrifying. I really like this girl, and I think she likes me too, but I'm sure that when she sees my penis she's going laugh and eventually dump me. To give a bit more detail it's only about 4 inches when erect (a little bit under). Now before people say that size doesn't matter and most girls don't care too much etc etc, I went on omegle and asked girls if they would give their honest opinion, and if they said yes, I the showed it to them. Every single one of them (about 10 different girls), burst out laughing. A couple even did that little finger sign to ridicule me! What if my girlfriend does the same? She wouldn't deliberately hurt me, she's not like that but for some reason girls just seem to think there's something inherently funny about a small penis, so she may well laugh inadvertently. Merely a grin from her will simply crush me.. but I can only put it off for so long before she starts suspecting something is wrong. I just don't know what to do. :frown:





Shave not all but a fair amount if you haven't.

Make sure your going like a world war 2 bomber in bed and you won't have an issue.

Make sure you don't blow your load to quickly and sex wise -- fast then slower etc etc.

Make everything about you look better, put an effort in.

Its how you use it.

Example - a guy i know has a similar size and he gets women on a weekly basis just cause he determines to go like a trooper.

Hope it helps good luck.
Reply 21
Sorry what? Viagra will simply make it erect, and possibly to an erect aroused size. It certainly won't make it any bigger.
Reply 22
Original post by Kage
Sorry what? Viagra will simply make it erect, and possibly to an erect aroused size. It certainly won't make it any bigger.


Yes, viagra is used to treat erectile disfunction, contrary to all the spam emails and adverts you see around the internet it will not magically enlarge your penis. However, penis enlargement treatment is available if you really are not happy with it.
Reply 23
Tbh I get a little disappointed when I remove a girls underwear and discover her vagina isn't tight...If she's a decent girl she won't laugh, don't feel insecure about it OP, because seriously (I know you don't believe it) it's how you use it that matters.
Reply 24
Original post by Anonymous
I've been seeing a girl for just over three weeks and I'm worried she is going to want to have sex soon. Of course for most guys this would be fantastic, but for me, it's terrifying. I really like this girl, and I think she likes me too, but I'm sure that when she sees my penis she's going laugh and eventually dump me. To give a bit more detail it's only about 4 inches when erect (a little bit under). Now before people say that size doesn't matter and most girls don't care too much etc etc, I went on omegle and asked girls if they would give their honest opinion, and if they said yes, I the showed it to them. Every single one of them (about 10 different girls), burst out laughing. A couple even did that little finger sign to ridicule me! What if my girlfriend does the same? She wouldn't deliberately hurt me, she's not like that but for some reason girls just seem to think there's something inherently funny about a small penis, so she may well laugh inadvertently. Merely a grin from her will simply crush me.. but I can only put it off for so long before she starts suspecting something is wrong. I just don't know what to do. :frown:


hi,

try jelqing,

bro2bro
Size doesn't matter. Any girl that really cares about penis size to the point of dumping you because of it is really shallow IMO.

Size honestly doesn't matter like I say in the grand scheme of things, many girls will see past the person and his personalilty and not solely on the size of his equipment. :smile:
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Reply 26
Original post by amyshamblesxx
My ex was small in the pants department and when I first saw it, I didn't laugh. I don't understand how it's funny :confused: it's not like the guy can help it.. do girls actually laugh when they see small penises in REAL life?!



Original post by xXHolly_90Xx
If she laughs at you, would you really want to be with her? It means she's not a nice girl!
If she does please don't let it ruin your confidence - it really shouldn't! :smile:


These two posters say it all :smile: Dont worry having a smaller penis doesnt mean you should be ashamed of it or feel like you should lack confidence. It doesnt mean that your gf wont orgasm or anything :smile: If she laughs at you then she doesnt deserve you.
the girls on the internet laughed because girls on the internet are bitches. they don't know you, your personality, your sensitivities. they just saw a a cock under 10 inches and decided to rip on you for it.

people should stop watching porn. penises do not stretch to the guys' knees, and girls boobs are neither perfectly round and perky, and vaginas aren't pretty and tidy.

porn just depicts these idealised versions of genetalia.


if she likes you, she is unlikely to mind. inexperienced girls tend to be intimidated by large penises because they worry they will hurt.

plus its not about size, is what you do with it. some positions allow you to go deeper which will make up for it. some girls don't like too deep as it hurts.
4 inches is smaller than average, but it's hardly "tiny". 5.5 inches is average, so you're only 1.5 inches below 'normal'. There is no reason why, if you know how to use it, you cannot give your girlfriend an orgasm during intercourse. Spare a thought for guys with 'micropenises' that are under 2 inches when erect! The kind of girl who would laugh at you for this are either immature, and would probably giggle at a penis of any size they saw online, or they are spiteful sluts who most probably have a vagina like a wind sock.

My advice, wait until you're sure that your girlfriend genuinely cares about you, then when you feel like you're ready perhaps discuss your anxiety with her. I'm sure if she's at all reasonable she will be understanding and sympathetic about your self-consciousness. If she isn't I'd personally question with she's the kind of person I want to be in a relationship with.
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I'd rather have a guy with 4 inches than one with 7. Larger actually hurts.

I hate the way guys always think it is about cock size. It is more about angle, speed, how much you fancy each other, how long you can last and of course your skills with your mouth and fingers.

That is probably a bit smaller than I've encountered, but I wouldn't laugh. I'd be waiting until I'd tested his oral/manual skills and seen how willing he was to please me and make me satisfied.

Most girls don't orgasm from intercourse alone anyway.

The only men I've ever mocked sexually were the ones who were really selfish, you know, the kind who don't care if the girl has an orgasm or not.
Reply 30
Original post by thelittleredfox
I'd rather have a guy with 4 inches than one with 7. Larger actually hurts.


So what would you say is the 'ideal' size?

Original post by thelittleredfox
The only men I've ever mocked sexually were the ones who were really selfish, you know, the kind who don't care if the girl has an orgasm or not.


Well I'm not like that, at least, I hope not. I so badly want it to be special for her, but I am inexperienced, so I'm not sure I'll be able to. :frown:
You just gotta pray she loves oral, or is tiny.

I was kind of seeing a guy for a while and thought I really liked him until I saw his penis, it was a bit smaller than yours I think though so I didn't let him have sex with me and haven't really spoken to him since.

But I really really like sex and that cannot be substituted with oral or anything else for me.
Original post by Anonymous
So what would you say is the 'ideal' size?


Ideal is average - I suppose my boyfriend is in the 5-5.5 range which is great - the vast majority are 5-6 inches. Girls often over estimate size and it is hard to really know how big they are without whipping out a tape measure.

Well I'm not like that, at least, I hope not. I so badly want it to be special for her, but I am inexperienced, so I'm not sure I'll be able to. :frown:


Inexperienced but eager to please is good, I promise :smile:
Reply 33
Original post by thelittleredfox
Ideal is average - I suppose my boyfriend is in the 5-5.5 range which is great - the vast majority are 5-6 inches. Girls often over estimate size and it is hard to really know how big they are without whipping out a tape measure.



Inexperienced but eager to please is good, I promise :smile:


Thanks so much for reassuring me.. you have made me feel a lot better, I really am very grateful. :redface:
Reply 34
Yes.
Those who are saying otherwise are lying to you.
The cold truth is that if a guy has a small dick, the girl's gonna tell her friends as quick as a fly to horse****.
Original post by cometgirl
Yes.
Those who are saying otherwise are lying to you.
The cold truth is that if a guy has a small dick, the girl's gonna tell her friends as quick as a fly to horse****.


So anything smaller than average (5.5-6 inches when erect), even only marginally, is going to provoke universal fits of laughter from any girl who happens to see it huh? That sounds like BS to me.
The worst thing one can do is laugh at another guy's penis. It's as if penis size is linked to a man's confidence.
If she does laugh though bitchslap her with your dick :tongue:. (I've got a perfect GIF for that but I can't show it :sigh:)

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