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how to get laid when u are a commuter?

has anyone been in this position to give me a few pointers? :biggrin:

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Polish the keyboard, them things can get dirty!
Just go in and out, then you're done.
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Arianto
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:lolwut:
I thought this was a thread about kinky robots or something.
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Lewis :D
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If you're asking how do you get laid, chances are you're not going to get laid.
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DireStraits80
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i mean has anyone who travels to uni ever been laid?
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Original post by DireStraits80
i mean has anyone who travels to uni ever been laid?


No. People who travel are destined to never ever ever ever copulate.

I'm sorry.
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DireStraits80
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well can i still move into the halls after september? i have a job at home but i could get it to weekends, although can i still get a maintaince loan?
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DireStraits80
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actually hold on, its alrite, i have a car, so if i do get the chance i can go to her place and stay over :biggrin: sweeeeetttt
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Jez RR
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Frottage?
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Eclair
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you won't.
(edited 12 years ago)
Original post by JordanR
No. People who travel are destined to never ever ever ever copulate.

I'm sorry.


That made me laugh so much.
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Original post by LoveErinxo
That made me laugh so much.


Please don't laugh at the poor man's predicament. I took a bus the other day, so I guess I'm going to go through a bit of a dry spell.

Also.

Bass sucks. :tongue:

Spoiler

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megafobia
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Get a girl friend and when you get home make love to her.
Original post by JordanR
Please don't laugh at the poor man's predicament. I took a bus the other day, so I guess I'm going to go through a bit of a dry spell.

Also.

Bass sucks. :tongue:

Spoiler



I commuted all the way from Liverpool to London the other day. I'm in trouble.

Ooh, burn! That got personal quickly, didn't it? :tongue:
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Original post by LoveErinxo
I commuted all the way from Liverpool to London the other day. I'm in trouble.

Ooh, burn! That got personal quickly, didn't it? :tongue:


I hope you didn't want kids before the age of forty.

I'm sorry - as a guitar player, I'm prone to just insult any bass player I ever see. It's like a reflex.
Original post by JordanR
I hope you didn't want kids before the age of forty.

I'm sorry - as a guitar player, I'm prone to just insult any bass player I ever see. It's like a reflex.


Well, I did, but you know, it's fine. I'll just get some cats instead.

Pshh, guitar players. You think you're all that just because you have two extra strings :tongue:
Original post by DireStraits80
actually hold on, its alrite, i have a car, so if i do get the chance i can go to her place and stay over :biggrin: sweeeeetttt


lol getting abit ahead of yourself, ain't ya mate? :colone:
(edited 12 years ago)
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hey you got to think ahead to stay in the game :P

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