I remember one - I served the teachers coffee at the parents evening last year (I'm the only girl) and we normally finished and then talked with teachers.
Well anyway, one time I was table dancing. I had been drinking the tap water (I swear there is something in it apart from CACO3) and our Assistant principal walks in.He used to teach me geography and is generally a nice guy (He is the one I mentioned in the Parents Evening thread) .
Anyway he has a tendency to tell pretty rude jokes and as his wife used to work at the same school, she's normally around and hears them. Which is rather funny as they were normally together and we've caught them kissing pretty heavily a few times, when we forgot to knock on his office door to deliver his coffee. It was always about 9pm though, nearly time to go. Normally we would say something along the lines of "Aww can you feel the love?" or "Get a room!" and run like hell.
Well anyway, I was slightly high from the water, and dancing on a table in my socks in a skirt. And the teacher walks in, starts laughing, tries to tell a joke about a lapdancer (I'm stood on the table still) his wife walks in, catches him saying something about how his wife should consider a career in pole dancing (I kid you not) after she retires
whilst smiling hopefully (she left this year). She slaps him. He drops a cup of coffee, I dodge backwards on the table, slip and fly backwards, covered in coffee.. Skirt flying everywhere and land on a photocopier paper tray (we were in the Staff room using the kitchen). It was rather comical. I ended up lying in the middle of the floor, groaning in pain.
I ended up being picked up by the boys who were also helping and laid onto the table. I now get jokes from all of them about this.
Everyone including the two teachers who were there thought it was funny. he ended up telling most of my teachers and I got jokes about table dancing for weeks. One teacher had ago at me for breech of health ands safety and how irresponsible it was!
The pole dancing remark has gone down in history as the worlds stupidest thing to say to your wife in front of teenagers. You could practically feel the sexual tension in the room. I think we students were ready to run out of the room screaming. It was a ground swallowing moment. Which is why I fell off the table.
Our teachers are hilarious and disturbing.