- You can't be bothered to wash up a cup or glass so you drink out of bowls.
- You can't find a shot glass, so you use an egg cup.
- You live off of your overdraft.
- More than £4 for a taxi is considered to be expensive.
- None of your plates/bowls are clean, so you eat out of a saucepan.
- You eat loads of food you hate, purely because its cheap.
- Your sleeping and eating patterns are now completely screwed!