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I haven't masturbated in week, and am going to wrestle with girls...

Since starting university I havent masturbated at all. I'll be going to Judo lessons tomorrow where I might be paired with a girl. So as you can understand, Im scared I might get a hard on.

What should I do? On the one hand I don't want to masturbate because I might perform worse (and it might not stop be from getting a hard on). On the other hand, I don't want to get a boner.

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PhyMath
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Hold on...You perform worse at Judo if you fap the night before?
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tehforum
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Perform worse where?
Cut it off?
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gimp21
PhyMath
Hold on...You perform worse at Judo if you fap the night before?


You release testosterone when you ****... you want to keep that built up when playing sport.
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OBAG09L
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Since when did ******* make you **** at Judo?
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J0nnyyyyyy
fill you trousers with cucumbers, that way when you do get a boner it sneakily hidden amongst all the other mounds and theyll just assume 'oh thats another cucumber' Fail safe
yo dude..thats nothing. i never jerked off for 5 weeks.... but when i did BOOM! *stand well away*!!!
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Since starting university I havent masturbated at all. I'll be going to Judo lessons tomorrow where I might be paired with a girl. So as you can understand, Im scared I might get a hard on.

What should I do? On the one hand I don't want to masturbate because I might perform worse (and it might not stop be from getting a hard on). On the other hand, I don't want to get a boner.


It would be more awkward if you get the boner if you pair up with a boy, no? With the girl, you might be able to laugh it off?
Well which would you rather, doing worse at judo or getting an erection in the middle of it? :h:
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wookymon
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Anonymous
Since starting university I havent masturbated at all. I'll be going to Judo lessons tomorrow where I might be paired with a girl. So as you can understand, Im scared I might get a hard on.

What should I do? On the one hand I don't want to masturbate because I might perform worse (and it might not stop be from getting a hard on). On the other hand, I don't want to get a boner.


Complete nonsense. If anything you perform better in sport without such tensions. Very poor trolling.
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OBAG09L
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no longer anonymous?
J0nnyyyyyy
fill you trousers with cucumbers, that way when you do get a boner it sneakily hidden amongst all the other mounds and theyll just assume 'oh thats another cucumber' Fail safe
REP
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gildartz
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This is amusing, lol
(edited 13 years ago)
Your boner might distract her long enough for you to win. Tactics innit.
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Thrug
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Thread made me lol :smile:
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PhyMath
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You could always encorporate the boner into the judo. You know, **** her round the head and all that.
Just **** ffs. :facepalm2:
Aaaand boom goes the dynamite.
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katyness
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sellotape it before the lesson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzvjT9SkbL8

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