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The Omegle Chat Thread-Post your wacky Omegle Chat logs here!

Hi, there.Have you heard of Omegle? Well I didn't until a couple of days ago when someone posted of tsr about Omegle.Its a weird chat site where you talk with random strangers with absolute anonymity and can save the logs :eek:

.Its kinda fun.But I warn you this is not for the faint of heart.Coz some of them on Omegle are plain creepy! :woo:

So do post your strange,hilarious logs here.

So here is my first chat log:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: hello
Stranger: I have an offer for you.
You: sure
You: I'm listening
Stranger: WHAT IF I OFFERED TO SELL YOU NOT ONE, BUT TWO CONTAINERS OF OXY-CLEAN AND ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS CUT YOUR DICK OFF AND FEED IT TO YOUR MOM ON A SILVER PLATTER?
You: that would be a bargain!
Stranger: YOU BET YOUR ******* ASS IT IS
Stranger: YOU CAN USE IT ON YOUR PETS
You: sure
Stranger: ON YOUR WALLS
Stranger: ON YOUR FLOORS
You: what the shipping ad?
Stranger: ON YOUR FAVORITE FOOD
Stranger: HELL, YOU CAN DRY SCRUB THE HAIR RIGHT OFF YOUR NUTS
Stranger: aw you're no fun. I want someone who yells back.
You: Wow.I'm amazed by your intellectual vocab.Are you on anger management?
Stranger: No
Stranger: I'm just powertrolling.
You: oh.There's a word for that.Wow.Didn't know.Sorry I'm too polite
Stranger: S'all good.
Stranger: Hitler had it right the first time!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Reply 1

fortunecookie

I heard abut it the other day when I saw it on a comm. on another website.
Basically everyone there went on pretending to be a chatacter from lost and was saying all this stuff. Some people play along, others are like what?! or you get the whole disconnected thing. lol
I can't find them right now though.

Reply 2

The West Wing

I love this website!!!
You: hi
Stranger: hey bitch.
Stranger: whatsup.
You: not a lot
You: it's midnight here
You: meh
Stranger: ahaha.
You: how are you
Stranger: im gay.
You: cool
You: are you male or female
Stranger: female.
You: where do you live?
Stranger: im gay.
Stranger: where do u live.
You: i live in cambridge, united kingdom
You: you live in a place called 'im gay'?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i live in afghanistan
You: i think it's illegal to be gay in afghanistan
Stranger: no
Stranger: ur gay.
Stranger: white trash
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Reply 3

CGFE

I had this just a few minuets ago

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey hottie
You: Hey sexay!
Stranger: m or f?
You: both...
Stranger: ur a tranny?
You: no im just both
You: and loving it
Stranger: how r u both?
You: My dad is a guy and my mom is a woman
You: I'm both
Stranger: ok dick or pussy?
You: half - half
Stranger: so u gotta vagina and a cock
You: you could say that
Stranger: mmmmmm
Stranger: i wanna ride it and cum
You: And I wanna hit you with mine
You: its quite big
Stranger: how big?
You: Big
You: very big
You: Big enough to knock you off your feet
Stranger: over 12 inches?
You: big enough to knock you on your butt, how big you guess?
Stranger: 13inches
You: no
You: keep going
You: your almost there
Stranger: 15inches
You: oooh so close
You: 2 more tries
Stranger: 18
You: nope
You: 1 more try
Stranger: 16
You: ohhh nope, sorry Thank you for playing and hope to see you again soon
You have disconnected.

Reply 4

Stu Laverty

You: Hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: female?
You: No

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:indiff:

Reply 5

Axel BD

I've met some great people through that site. A+

Reply 6

rofflewaffle

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=915025 ahem. Sort of already exists.

Reply 7

callumjb

So I rolled with it.
You: hey

Stranger: hi my name is voldemort

You: do you ever worry you might be too good looking to get a boyfriend?

Stranger: well, i am a boy, i am voldemort

You: voldemort, you probably don't have this problem

You: but i know a lot of other gay men think they might be too good looking to get a boyfriend

Stranger: you are gay?

You: but i imagine it's the converse for you, right?

You: too ugly is it?

You: seen as though you're kind of crossed with a snake

You: got those weird nostrils going on

You: i mean.. y'know... maybe some people are turned on by it

Stranger: well i dont care about girls i just want to kill harry potter

You: but i suppose you must go on some pretty ffreaky dating sites for the kind of guys that are into that

You: ah, is he your crush?

Stranger: no!

You: i wouldn't have thought he's your type

You: doesn't have any piercings or tattoos or anything

Stranger: i dont care about relationships because i am voldemort

Stranger: i am supreme

You: i can tell it's beating you up insdie

You: secretly you just want harry to pop up and give you a big ol' hug

Stranger: no... i dont

You: come now voldey

You: is it ok if i call you voldey?

Stranger: i guess

You: ok good

You: listen voldey

You: you just need to chill out

Stranger: why

You: i understand if you're not really really good looking and handsome like harry potter or hermione or luna or ron you might find it harder to get a long term partner

You: but just relax

You: going around killing people isn't going to make it happen any faster

You: you just need to chill out and be paitient

You: and when it happens it won't even matter that it's taken you...what? 19 years?

You: to find someone who cares for you as much as you care for them

Stranger: ...

You: don't worry

You: we're all on the same boat in life

You: right enough you have slits for nostrils

Stranger: i like my face...

You: but you'll find a man who will see through that love just love you for who you really are

You: well there you see

You: you look really nice

You: and you have so many extraordinary wizarding powers

You: you must be pretty good at having sex

You: amiright?!

You: voldey?

Stranger: im not gay...

You: ..................awkward...........

Your conversational partner has disconnected.