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The 2011 Undergraduate Chat Thread Mk. V

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Reply 2081
Wassup Smug-Buddy? :smug:
NM, although I did smug someone in the streets today :smug:
Reply 2083
Really? :smug:
Tell me all about it ffs :smug:
Well, I was walking down the street at a reasonably quick pace because I was in a moderate hurry, then this wise guy walks up next to me and overtakes me, then slows down right infront of me, so I almost bang walk into him.

Naturally I'm all like 'FFS!!!' so I accelerate and speed past him then look back at him and go :smug::smug::smug:

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Reply 2085
Not bad ffs. Not bad at all :smug:
:smug:
willies.
wellies.
:sexface:
Reply 2089
Bellies
:smug:
jellies. :mmm:
Original post by aliluvschoc

Original post by aliluvschoc
willies.


Oh shush, harlot.
Yeah!
Original post by Johnny Christ
Oh shush, harlot.


I broked my toe :sad:

I'm going to prison tomorrow :woo:
Original post by + polarity -

Original post by + polarity -
Yeah!


This baby knows what I'm talking about.


Original post by aliluvschoc
I broked my toe :sad:

I'm going to prison tomorrow :woo:


How? Probably all that harlot-being you're doing.

Ooh, are you examining their brains?
Original post by aliluvschoc
I broked my toe :sad:

I'm going to prison tomorrow :woo:


I've no idea how you did that :console:

How long was it after I left you did it?
Original post by Johnny Christ



How? Probably all that harlot-being you're doing.

Ooh, are you examining their brains?



Original post by Loz17
I've no idea how you did that :console:

How long was it after I left you did it?


I was on the trampoline with the guys and they were jumping really high, and being the smallest I was just being bounced around and then flew off it really high in the air and rolled down the hill.

:mmm:

I have a black toe now.



And I don't even know what I'm doing there, I guess they'll tell me tomorrow. It's just going to be in the psychology department.
Original post by aliluvschoc
I was on the trampoline with the guys and they were jumping really high, and being the smallest I was just being bounced around and then flew off it really high in the air and rolled down the hill.

:mmm:

I have a black toe now.



And I don't even know what I'm doing there, I guess they'll tell me tomorrow. It's just going to be in the psychology department.


Dirty sanchez's and trampolines don't mix :p:

Hope you're ok :hugs:
lmao Dirty Sanchez :coma:

Yeah it's gonna be fine, they can never do anything with them anyway they just heal themselves. The toe I broke years ago still doesn't bend.

Anyway I'm going to go and build an epic zoo on zoo tycoon. :jiggy:
Found out the reason why my brother smells so bad is because he doesn't use deodorant. Disgusting. :colonhash:



Harvester was so good. :coma:

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