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If You Could Punch Any Three Celebrites

which 3 celebrites past or present would you happly punch in the face.

mine 3 would be

1 Simon Cowell
2 Ant
3 Dec
(edited 12 years ago)

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1. J...
2. ...edward
3. Piers Morgan
Reply 2
can i just punch jordan 3 times instead?
if not ..
jordan, Nicholas cage and kerry katona
and basically anyone who goes on celebrity big brother -_-
Only 3.

Louise mensch, in the ovaries.
(edited 12 years ago)
Reply 4
Jedward (one half if needs be- there is one more annoying than the other), Chris Brown, and whoever sings that song "Ohhh sometimes I get this feeling, I get this feeling I never never never never had before". It's completely illogical. Shut the **** up.
Reply 5
I'd punch Fearne Cotton in her big, fat nostrils.
I'd punch Dappy, Nick Griffin, then Dappy again.
Reply 7
1) Wynne Evans (Guy who sings in the Go Compare ads)
2) Justin Bieber
3) Zayn Malik
1) Justin Bieber
2) Miley Cyrus
3) Katie Price.
And then most other celebrities.
1. Jedward
2. Dappy
3. Janet Street Porter
Reply 10
Paxman
dara o briain
Stephen Sackur
Dominic Littlewood
the guy from coast who is in love with his own hair.

Original post by Rds_
Paxman
dara o briain
Stephen Sackur
Dominic Littlewood
the guy from coast who is in love with his own hair.


defo more than 3. just sayin
Original post by Chuck Norris
I'd punch Dappy, Nick Griffin, then Dappy again.


Lol you regardless this waste of space as a celebrity?
I'd smash Holly willoughbys back doors in... With my fist
Reply 14
Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan

My urge to punch him is so intense that it blocks out my hatred for others. It's all focused on him!
Reply 15
alesha dixon
caroline flack
pippa middleton
Reply 16
Original post by Mill24
I'd punch Fearne Cotton in her big, fat nostrils.


Ha! :smile:
Original post by Rds_
Paxman
dara o briain
Stephen Sackur
Dominic Littlewood
the guy from coast who is in love with his own hair.


Negged for 2 reasons:

(1) Dara? Really?!
(2) You can't count.
Reply 18
i'd give perez hilton an uppercut
then i'd give kim kardashian a left hook to knock her out till shes 50
then calmly drop shot boris johnson to make him mentally capable
Piers Morgan
James Murdoch
Piers Morgan again

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