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So the tip I got from my father You should always start with physics for example...

What's your sine? You have a well-defined set of binomials! I'm sufficiently large myself. Care to bracket and apply yourself to some index raising?


Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress...

Hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mass on my rod...

hey, want me to fire some electrons through your double slit? :wink:

Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.

feel free to share your favorite lines as well and if it worked or not

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Reply 1
Is your dad a mechanic, cos my nuts just got tighter :sogood:



:colonhash:
Reply 2
Hahahahaha gotta try that one
Boy: Hey, can you feel my sleeve for a sec?
Girl: Umm okay
Boy: You know what that was?
Girl: Nope?
Boy: Boyfriend material.



It actually works hahaha
did you have frosties this morning because you look greeeaaaaat!!!
Reply 5
Original post by Straight up G
Boy: Hey, can you feel my sleeve for a sec?
Girl: Umm okay
Boy: You know what that was?
Girl: Nope?
Boy: Boyfriend material.



It actually works hahaha


Have you tried it?
Reply 6
How do you like your eggs in the morning, boiled, fried or fertilised?
Reply 7
Original post by Pitt1988
How do you like your eggs in the morning, boiled, fried or fertilised?


Lol its a shame im outta liking comments
Reply 8
Boy: I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun...
Girl: Awwww so sweet...






Boy: I know right. With a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Girl: I'm ready, lets do it
Boy: :wink:


Guaranteed/100 times to work
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Reply 9
Original post by pbsjohnz
Boy: I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun...
Girl: Awwww so sweet...






Boy: I know right. With a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Girl: I'm ready
Boy: :wink:


Dafuq?
"Hey, you look really beautiful tonight. Would you like a drink?" tends to work quite well with me.
I love every bone in your body

Spoiler

Reply 12
Original post by Rascacielos
"Hey, you look really beautiful tonight. Would you like a drink?" tends to work quite well with me.


'beautiful' though?
Anything by this guy:

Reply 14
Throw ice on the ground and stamp on it,
"Well now i've broken the ice..."

Any line can't be done seriously though...
Reply 15
Are you an astronaut? Cause your ass is out of this world!
Are you from Ireland? 'Cos when I see you, my penis is Dublin!
Reply 17
Girrrll you must be jamaican....because you're jamaic-an me crazy!
Original post by bmqib
'beautiful' though?


What's wrong with that?
Reply 19
Do you work at subway?

Cos you've just gave me a footlong.

Do you work on a chicken farm?

Because you sure know how to raise cocks.

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