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    Bah. I'm sexually frustrated. I'm 23, single and wishing so badly that a terribly good looking guy will bust her door down, throw her onto the bed and make wild passionate love to her.

    Okay, so now that you've recovered from those heinous images I've just forced upon you, what can you suggest for an extremely shy, often housebound 23 year old who just wants to meet mr Right and have her way with him right now...?

    I've considered phoning a male friend and asking for some alleviation from this problem, but then I remembered I'm a prudish virgin and a shag buddy isn't something I'm quite ready for. I have a vibrator, but it just doesn't cut the mustard.

    Bah... pity me. Go on... please!
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    It's really not something to worry over I assure you. Just hang in there!
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    Well, well, well...now here's a thread I thought I'd never be seeing :awesome:

    Personally, I've always thought your standards are too high judging from your posts on the issue of virginity, sex etc. :dontknow:
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    (Original post by sil3nt_cha0s)
    Well, well, well...now here's a thread I thought I'd never be seeing :awesome:

    Personally, I've always thought your standards are too high judging from your posts on the issue of virginity, sex etc. :dontknow:
    I agree with this Maybe you'll find someone you like when you least expect it :dontknow:
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    Go to the gym/swimming. Always far more guys there than girls
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    well im 21 and in the same position. Lets go out for drinks, get wasted and see what occurs... the best way of living life!
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    I know what you should do..

    Get a vibrator! You can use it whenever you please, pretty much guranteed orgasm, no chance of sexual disease or getting used by a man. Its the perfect idea :-p

    just read the last bit about you already having one. Buy a better one?
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    (Original post by Ilora-Danon)
    Bah. I'm sexually frustrated and wishing so badly that a terribly good looking guy will bust her door down, throw her onto the bed and make wild passionate love to her!
    Oh Don't all girls want that?! :lol:

    I feel your agnst!

    :hug:
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    I sort of know how you feel, i've been screwed over by alot of guys because i didnt feel ready to sleep with them, and now i do theres no men that like me. I don't think there's anything wrong with us (i hope) i guess it's gonna take time for them to realise im ready. I'd say stay clear from match.com and anythjing like that , theres a right load of weirdos on there. Do the old fashioned things and grab some girls and go out man hunting! make it clear it's not what your after and they'll want more than that

    Keep me posted on how it goes x
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    (Original post by Ilora-Danon)
    Bah. I'm sexually frustrated. I'm 23, single and wishing so badly that a terribly good looking guy will bust her door down, throw her onto the bed and make wild passionate love to her.

    Okay, so now that you've recovered from those heinous images I've just forced upon you, what can you suggest for an extremely shy, often housebound 23 year old who just wants to meet mr Right and have her way with him right now...?

    I've considered phoning a male friend and asking for some alleviation from this problem, but then I remembered I'm a prudish virgin and a shag buddy isn't something I'm quite ready for. I have a vibrator, but it just doesn't cut the mustard.

    Bah... pity me. Go on... please!
    wow, i like a girl that says whats on her mind, but at the same time, since you are a virgin, you shouldnt just lose it to anybody, you might be surprised but i regret loosing my virginity at 15, to girl that forced me, i would have loved to have lost it to somebody i actually had feelings for like my present gf
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    Its not too hard for a girl to get sex (certainly easier than vice-versa)

    Just go to a club, have a few drinks and it will be byebye virginity
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    Lol. Join the club? We have teeshirts!

    Get a better vibrator? Mine's freakin' ace!

    Suppose you will just have to hang in there... or maybe go out more?

    Or if you've got enough money.... Nah I won't go there...
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    (Original post by Ilora-Danon)
    Bah. I'm sexually frustrated. I'm 23, single and wishing so badly that a terribly good looking guy will bust her door down, throw her onto the bed and make wild passionate love to her.

    Okay, so now that you've recovered from those heinous images I've just forced upon you, what can you suggest for an extremely shy, often housebound 23 year old who just wants to meet mr Right and have her way with him right now...?

    I've considered phoning a male friend and asking for some alleviation from this problem, but then I remembered I'm a prudish virgin and a shag buddy isn't something I'm quite ready for. I have a vibrator, but it just doesn't cut the mustard.

    Bah... pity me. Go on... please!
    Also, this isn't the image I had in mind of you
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    eurgh ditto
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    8 pages in 20 minutes...
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    Find a guy. Take glasses off. Strip. Voila.
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    Why is the OP housebound?
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    (Original post by Ilora-Danon)
    Bah. I'm sexually frustrated. I'm 23, single and wishing so badly that a terribly good looking guy will bust her door down, throw her onto the bed and make wild passionate love to her.

    Okay, so now that you've recovered from those heinous images I've just forced upon you, what can you suggest for an extremely shy, often housebound 23 year old who just wants to meet mr Right and have her way with him right now...?

    I've considered phoning a male friend and asking for some alleviation from this problem, but then I remembered I'm a prudish virgin and a shag buddy isn't something I'm quite ready for. I have a vibrator, but it just doesn't cut the mustard.

    Bah... pity me. Go on... please!

    After all these ruddy years you're sexually frustrated right now? What made you wait for so long o cute one?
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    (Original post by Ilora-Danon)
    Okay, so now that you've recovered from those heinous images I've just forced upon you, what can you suggest for an extremely shy, often housebound 23 year old who just wants to meet mr Right and have her way with him right now...?
    Get out more?
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    Well, you're still a virgin, don't waste it on just anybody.

    Firstly, you're going to have to go outside of your house to meet Mr Right. Join a gym or go somewhere you enjoy & you'll soon meet someone!
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