[EmilyBrown]

Ive got one... say your really upset Your having problems in shooting your gun..

That way you will save the embarrasment factor, and she will feel really sorry for you ? Fukin beltin idea that...

[Turdburger]

Everyone does it. In a few days it will be back to normal

[umop apisdn]

Wow, awkward.

She probably guessed you did that anyway.

If you were in an American teen drama, she'd be in denial about thinking about you and your penis and you'd be trying to sleep with her because you saw that twinkle in her eye...

Luckily this is real life, and you're just going to have to man up and get on with life.

[co_co_vogue]

Pretend it didnt happenn. She'll forget soon enough

[miss_opinionated]

Originally Posted by matrix15

Tell her your penis seduced your hand so it was beyond your control.

Ah, that joke just made my day.You deserve some rep.

And sorry OP, but there's no good advice i can give you. *resumes reading posts*

[ash-corbett-collins]

Feel like you want to die for 4-6 hours, followed by years of therapy.

[janet9]

LOL at these replies, HAHAHA the funniest thing I ever read on TSR! Lol this made my day week month AaaaHHAHAH!HAHAA!!!!!

Just give a meaningless apology. She knows now that you're growing now....

Lol, just a few hours ago, I woulda recommended:

"Mummy, I was only twying two ease the gwowwing paaiinnss"....
"At least I haven't a STD like others..."

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAA....

Tartar.

[dennisthe3rd]

Originally Posted by i am cool

I was in my room looking at some websites while masturbating, and my mum walked in on me.

She caught me with my pants down with my hand around my shaft.

It has been about an hour now, what should I do???

What did she say?

Was she impressed with your Wang

[2Av]

Originally Posted by i am cool

I was in my room looking at some websites while masturbating, and my mum walked in on me.

She caught me with my pants down with my hand around my shaft.

It has been about an hour now, what should I do???

Well knowing that their children does it but for a parent to see the children actually do it. Yikes..

Ask her what her thoughts on you having your happy time. heck.. hope she didnt see the size of your horn LOL.

Anyhow, what done is done...either bring it up and suggest for her to knock next time or don't talk about it... *shrugs*

[CoffeeAtStarbucks]

Originally Posted by i am cool

I was in my room looking at some websites while masturbating, and my mum walked in on me.

She caught me with my pants down with my hand around my shaft.

It has been about an hour now, what should I do???

LMAO!
best thing to do = pretend like nothing happened
(haven't read the 5 pages of posts so don't know if its been said before, and also you did post this yesterday and have probs already dealt with it, but still lol)

Edit:
Also LOL to the expression "tooting the horn", its not a very good analogy as it sounds like your saying "my mum walked in while I was 'passing wind' " haha

[IchiCC]

More importantly, what was she doing outside of the kitchen?

[screwyouguysimgoinghome]

Originally Posted by Madjackismad

Tooting the horn? Well just tell her you were trying to get some attention.

urgh god, some of the jokes are just so cringeworthily lame.

give it up man.

[2kuayyaz]

Lol, the funny thing she is a women, she will never keep this to yourself, pretty soon your dad will call you down to have "the talk", and thats when your gonna need the therapy.

[miss_opinionated]

Originally Posted by janet9

LOL at these replies, HAHAHA the funniest thing I ever read on TSR! Lol this made my day week month AaaaHHAHAH!HAHAA!!!!!

Just give a meaningless apology. She knows now that you're growing now....

Lol, just a few hours ago, I woulda recommended:

"Mummy, I was only twying two ease the gwowwing paaiinnss"....
"At least I haven't a STD like others..."

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAA....

Tartar.

Joker... sadly your not remotely funny, as hard as your trying to be and you deffinatly wouldn't make anyones day; let alone mine.
'AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'

[1tadakimasu]

Pretty soon all of your mum's sisters and friends will know about it. Then their friends, and their friends etc...cos we know how they love to gossip.

But if you got a large wang, then maybe it ain't a bad thing after all when they start asking around for you lol.

[SB_Vision]

that must be really bad

[MrGreedy]

well its a bit silly of you not to put something in front of the door to stop it opening, a chair, a box, iron board all delay it opening, allowing you to pause and pull your pants and trousers up.