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  1. TickTackToe's Avatar
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    im a terrible dancer :(
    Im a terrible dancer , does anyone have any videos of people dancing in clubs that i can watch so that i can learn how to dance?
  2. didgeridoo12uk's Avatar
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    Re: im a terrible dancer :(
    lol i dont know anyone who cares how other people dance.

    if you really want pointers follow this guy
    http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/8mkz33...lously_dances/
    Last edited by didgeridoo12uk; 05-08-2010 at 13:28.
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    Re: im a terrible dancer :(
    (Original post by TickTackToe)
    Im a terrible dancer , does anyone have any videos of people dancing in clubs that i can watch so that i can Whack off to teenagers?

    lol!
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    Re: im a terrible dancer :(
    Nobody's a good dancer in a club, everyone's wasted.
  6. sam.day's Avatar
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    Re: im a terrible dancer :(
    I find a way out of this is to joke-dance, ie. at the exact right time where it is essential to join in, unleash a chicken-dance / learn the David Brent MC Hammer + flashdance / Napoleon Dynamite. You will get laid brah
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    Re: im a terrible dancer :(
    (Original post by mikeyd85)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwPVSvTATOY
    I see your Carlton dance, and I raise you one Elaine Dance
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0
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    (Original post by tailschao)
    I see your Carlton dance, and I raise you one Elaine Dance
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0
    :lolwut:

    Who the hell is she?
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    Re: im a terrible dancer :(
    (Original post by mikeyd85)
    :lolwut:

    Who the hell is she?
    You never seen even one episode of Seinfeld? WTF you doing with your life man!?!?!?!?!?

    A critical favorite, commercial blockbuster and cultural phenomenon, the show led the Nielsen ratings in its sixth and ninth seasons and finished among the top two (along with NBC's ER) every year from 1994 to 1998, and is now often cited as the greatest television series ever made.[1] In 2002, TV Guide named Seinfeld as the greatest television program of all time.[2] In 2008, Entertainment Weekly ranked Seinfeld as the third best show of the last 25 years, behind The Sopranos and The Simpsons.[3]

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098904/
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elaine_Benes
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Little_Kicks
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    Re: im a terrible dancer :(
    lol just chill, get drunk, move to the beat
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    Re: im a terrible dancer :(
    (Original post by tailschao)
    You never seen even one episode of Seinfeld? WTF you doing with your life man!?!?!?!?!?

    A critical favorite, commercial blockbuster and cultural phenomenon, the show led the Nielsen ratings in its sixth and ninth seasons and finished among the top two (along with NBC's ER) every year from 1994 to 1998, and is now often cited as the greatest television series ever made.[1] In 2002, TV Guide named Seinfeld as the greatest television program of all time.[2] In 2008, Entertainment Weekly ranked Seinfeld as the third best show of the last 25 years, behind The Sopranos and The Simpsons.[3]

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098904/
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elaine_Benes
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Little_Kicks
    I don't watch TV much tbh. Never have. I can't be bothered looking through all the tripe to find something good, hence I only have freeview.
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    Re: im a terrible dancer :(
    (Original post by TickTackToe)
    Im a terrible dancer , does anyone have any videos of people dancing in clubs that i can watch so that i can learn how to dance?
    Did you watch the movie ''HITCH''? there is a great advice for guys who can't dance. You could go to some dancing classes.. but trying to improvise all those youtube videos is a waste of time because you always need someone who can watch you from behind and say if it's good enough..or maybe the mirror can help..but I doubt.
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    Re: im a terrible dancer :(
    Everyone thinks I'm a lightweight because I look really drunk when I dance, sober or otherwise... :p:
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    I'm a terrible pole dancer, it really doesn't matter
  15. barrze's Avatar
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    Re: im a terrible dancer :(
    I may be a terrible dancer also. But I'm never sober enough to know
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    Re: im a terrible dancer :(
    No one cares how other people dance and you shouldn't care how you dance.
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    Re: im a terrible dancer :(
    I can't dance, but I DO dance that's the most important thiiing
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    Re: im a terrible dancer :(
    If you wait till either you or everyone else is smashed then you'll realise just what a fantastic dancer you actually are.
  19. Tefhel's Avatar
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    Re: im a terrible dancer :(
    Just dance anyway. Dancing terribly is far better than being the mopey cow/moody sod who just has a face like a slapped arse and sits like a lemon with their arms crossed in the corner of the club all night while everyone else is having fun. Don't be that person.
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    Lol crap dancers are always amusing, I think it's quite charming in a clumsy way.

    I did study tap dancing for a number of years at the Imperial Institute of Dancing so I speak with knowledge :hat2:
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