The Most Stupid Lyrics You've Ever Heard in a Song

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Reply 20

LilMonster

"Bluffin with my muffin" - Pokerface by Lady Gaga

It's the best and worst lyrics ever lol

Reply 21

Panda Bear

Came here to say "Swagger Jagger".

Reply 22

RobboKris

I am not even remotely surprised that several people have mentioned "Swagger Jagger" and at least one person has mentioned the now infamous: "Friday".

They are atrocious songs (I don't know the all the lyrics to both of the songs but I can pretty safely assume that they are also terrible).

Reply 23

B-Man.

Original post by RobboKris

Oh I have another one as well. I can't remeber the artist but I'm sure there's a song where it says: "and party, and bull****". This is also a rather stupid lyric (without some sort of sublte meaning lol).

That's Biggies song titled "Party and Bull****."

Anyway the most stupid (and funny) lyrics I've heard lately.

Yo, everybody get paid, everybody get laid
All these bitches dirty, everybody got AIDS
Everybody get played, everybody get sprayed
Everybody do what I say, everybody my maid

Wu Tang Clan - Laced Cheeba

Reply 24

purple.rain

'Ha ha ha ha, JACK MY SWAG'

The song was by Jenna Rose, My Jeans.

Reply 25

katiej149

A thread similar to this one has been made before:

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?p=32606449&highlight=awful%20lyrics%20you've%20heard

Some really stupid (and pretty funny) lyrics there.

Reply 26

purple.rain

Original post by RobboKris

I just urban dictionaried it lol.

Yeah I know what it means now :tongue:

However, for people who don't know what it means, it is still a somewhat stupid lyric.

Don't worry, I didn't know til I searched urban dictionary either. I also get that Fatman Scoop song in my head from time to time. It was especially strange having it in my head during an A level exam!

Reply 27

Aspiringlawstudent

Original post by miserlou

As much as I love Tinie Tempa some of his lyrics are ridiculous:
" I have so many clothes I keep some at my aunts house" ....

I just laughed so much I spat my drink all over the keyboard :colonhash:

Reply 28

The Dark Lord

Original post by miserlou

As much as I love Tinie Tempa some of his lyrics are ridiculous:
" I have so many clothes I keep some at my aunts house" ....

"I've been Southampton but I've never been to Scunthorpe" is worse...

Reply 29

James4d

Original post by RobboKris

The only reason why I am making this thread is because I've been listening to a 1 hit wonder which has been stuck in my head lately.

The song is Fatman Scoop: Be Faithful. While I actually like the song (but I wish it wasn't stuck in my head now as it's getting annoying), it contains possibly the most stupid lyrics ever written. In one of the lines, he says:

"All the Chicken Heads, be quiet". I'm sorry, but unless I'm missing something here, then I can't help but think that this line is incredibly stupid (it is funny though, but nonetheless still stupid).

Anyhow, are there any other songs which you think contain some stupid lyrics?

Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head JUST before bed time -__-

Reply 30

Anita B. Studin

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains.

Reply 31

username549578

The most ridiculous verse in one of the most famous rap songs in history
Rappers Delight- The Sugarhill Gang

have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he aint finished uh uh that's bull
so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie
and you say that you already ate
and your friend says man there's plenty of food
so you pile some more on your plate
while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin
of the moment that it's time to leave
and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin
into something that looks like cheese

O_O

Reply 32

Skoji

"My name ain't Keith but I see why you sweat me" - Pitbull, from J-Lo's On The Floor, which is a terrible enough song in itself without that idiot to add even more fail in it.

EDIT: Oh, it's someone's favourite song? Boo hoo, it's still rubbish.

(edited 12 years ago)

Reply 33

Aspiringlawstudent

Original post by Anita B. Studin

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains.

LE RO LO RE LO RE
LE RO LO RE LO RE
SABOS QUE
ESTOY A TUS PIE.

:rolleyes:

God damn it Shakira, get it together

Reply 34

miserlou

''Met a pretty young lady, should I say bitch'' and ''I went to go on Facebook, will I get a face back '' Genius there from Dappy and crew (Embarrassed to know the lyrics to an Ndubz song :colondollar:

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Pretty much anything that comes out of Nicki Minaj's mouth.

"I said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy
I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly
I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie
You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh" :confused:

Reply 35

M.E

U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi! You Ugly! Yeah, Yeah, You Ugly!

:cool:

Reply 36

bbq1948

"do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind?"

"maybe if we both lived in a different world it would be all good and baby i would be your girl but i can't cuz we don't, yooooou"

"lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains"

"pretty much the whole of lady gaga - telephone"

Reply 37

bbq1948

[QUOTE="miserlou;33159994"]

Pretty much anything that comes out of Nicki Minaj's mouth.

"I said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy
I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly
I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie
You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh" :confused:

what on earth are you talking about "day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day" is the best line ever written in the history of life

Reply 38

RobboKris

Original post by B-Man.

The bit that gets me the most in these lyrics is: "everybody get sprayed". I can't stop laughing at that. :biggrin:

Reply 39

Kalliope

Original post by screenager2004

I've got to say, I really feel creeped out by the new Adele lyrics:

So let me get this straight; she broke up with someone years ago, he's married with someone else now. She's tracked him down after a lengthy absence and turned up on his doorstep, in the hope that when he saw her face, he'd be reminded that she hasn't moved on. "Old friend why are you so shy?" - I'd imagine he feels really awkward!

So she says she will find a new boyfriend exactly like him.
The whole song is basically her reminding him of an old relationship that he had moved on from, just reminding him of it.

I get a real creepy vibe from it.