We had the most ridiculous customer the other day. I had just popped out to Tesco as my BM wanted me to buy some pens (they seem to go missing all the time...) and I walk back in and see a customer throw a plain hamburger on front counter and scream "WHAT DO YOUUU CALLLLL THIIIIIISSSS?!" my manager, completely confused was like "sorry sir, what is the problem?" "what does this look like to you?" "...a plain hamburger." (the guy had separated it all on front counter). he went on ranting and raving, while not telling my manager what the problem was, we were all thinking there was something awful in this hamburger like a clump of hairs or something. next he started taking pictures of the said burger telling us all he was going to sell the pictures to newspapers and our store would be shut down. my manager was still saying "sorry, but i have only just got here, tell me the problem with this burger and i can sort it out". the customer was then all "oh so you're blaming the LABOURERS instead of taking the blame for yourself." (it turned out he'd asked for a cheeseburger and a plain burger, but didn't mean a plain hamburger an ordinary one)
before this as well, he had sat in our drive thru lane completely blocking it for 5minutes until a manager came out. it was only when a guy in his car behind got out and threatened to hit this guy, that he parked up and came in store.
what an idiot. if he had just simply stated he wanted an ordinary hamburger, it would have all been sorted out in a matter of seconds!