nope, i've got so pissed with someone and couldn't stop being so pissed so i just told them what was what (was fun)... but i don't plot against people.. i'm not sneaky or sly enough and i am so impatient.. my emotions get the better of me.
In fact, I have a secret lair in a volcano where I plot against my enemies and the world, be that to hold it to ransom or watch it burn or conduct obscene experiments where I hope to create a race of genetically modified rhinos the size of buildings to rampage about cities and cause mayhem. Progress is slow on that front, but I am confident that the threat alone is sufficient.
It's staffed by cohort of almost indistinguishable mercenary henchman from a generic Eastern European country. I also have a number two who has a hook for a hand. I often sport an eyepatch myself and spend my evenings cackling maniacally as I dream up fiendish ways to extort money.
In my free time, I like to go on TSR too, or maybe go to a movie with my friends. The real genius, of course, is to keep the lives separate and leave the authorities unaware that one is the head of a vastly influential criminal cabal. But it's not for everyone.