[the bear]

Thou wert not fashioned by human hand
O Orb of Meaty Wonder whose fiery
Sunset hues betray thy celestial origin
Thou Sphaere which hath plungèd from the
Realm of Jove Himself to our sublunary plane;
Th'encrusting rough crumb contrasteth with
The smoothe interior as doth the Cocoa-nut
Conceal her milky bounty 'neath the vile coir;
Or the Pastye of Corn-walle enfold its
Toothsome treasure in a rugged carapayse
Thy fleshy ramparts surrender to the dental foe
Revealing thy tender myst'ries to the eater's gaze
An egge of hen artfullye concealed in a womb of pork
No finger food this for hungry Musulman or Jew
Thou cunning Caledonian culinary conundrum !!
Certain bolde gentlemen of that Boreal nation
Do not venture forth without a sporrane
That is to say a satchell of badgere-skyn
In which are concealed a brace of this delicacie
As it were a second payre of stoones
For th'amayzement of the ladyes
And the annoyance of the Sassenackes

[SnoochToTheBooch]

best thing I have ever read

[ForensicShoe]

(Original post by the bear)
Thou wert not fashioned by human hand
O Orb of Meaty Wonder whose fiery
Sunset hues betray thy celestial origin
Thou Sphaere which hath plunged from the
Realm of Jove Himself to our sublunary plane;
Th'encrusting rough crumb contrasteth with
The smooth interior as doth the Cocoa-nut
Conceal its milky bounty 'neath the vile coir;
Or the Pastye of Corn-walle enfold its
Toothsome treasure in a rough carapayse
Thy fleshy ramparts surrender to the dental foe
Revealing thy tender myst'ries to the eater's gaze
An egg of hen artfullye concealed in a womb of pork
No finger food this for hungry Musulman or Jew
Thou cunning Caledonian culinary conundrum !!
Certain gentlemen of that boreal nation
Do not venture forth without a sporrane
That is to say a satchel of badgere-skyn
In which are concealed a brace of this delicacie
As it were a second payre of stoones
For th'amayzement of the ladyes
And the annoyance of the Sassanacks

Brought a tear to my eye.

Bravo.

[Barden]

Egg is disgusting.

[confuzzled92]

Brilliant!

[MarcD]

Tried to rep but looks like I've repped you recently, clearly I've appreciated your poetic skills on more than one occasion.

[the bear]

Thank you dear friends... lang may yer lums reek

[Einheri]

Bravo!

[Tim Kelly]

Tried to to rep you, but I'm all out for the day - already, I know (It's embarrassing).

Just know that I am forever humbled by your poetic skills.

[Tycho]

Very talented. I found it very entertaining indeed!

[spacepirate-James]

Can I just say, I love Scotch Eggs.

Like more than I love people. Way more than I like people.... I could easily kill people to get my hands on two scotch eggs right now.

[the bear]

(Original post by spacepirate-James)
Can I just say, I love Scotch Eggs.

Like more than I love people. Way more than I like people.... I could easily kill people to get my hands on two scotch eggs right now.

bet you couldn't manage two of these puppies

if you want to make one: http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/project/131/2

[JakeAReynolds]

Amazing!


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