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  1. Monzystar's Avatar
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    post you jokes here!!
    post your funny jokes here!!!

    person 1: guess what
    person 2: what
    person 1: got kicked out of hell
    person 2: how?! I was the one driving the bus to hell!
    person 1: well, you see I got caught eating Ice cream
  2. elia's Avatar
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    Re: post you jokes here!!
    this thread.
  3. itsmehello's Avatar
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    I feel so stupid right now.

    I don't get the joke
  4. ViceVersa's Avatar
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    Not technically a joke but I came across this therapist website: http://www.therapistinlondon.com. Do you think she realises that it says the-rapist-in-london? Totally made my day :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  5. EsmeA's Avatar
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    What's the best cheese to hide a horse? Marscarpone

    What cheese doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese.

    How do the Welsh eat their cheese? Caerphilly.

    Seriously though, I camembert anymore of these cheese jokes.
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    What's black and white, black and white, black and white?

    Spoiler:
    Show
    A black man rolling down a hill on a snowy day.
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    Whilst on holiday recently, I was asked to be a judge at a country fayre.

    I was in charge of picking "the nicest herb" and "the nicest german sausage made from herbs".

    It was The Best of Thymes, it was The Wurst of Thymes.



  8. MittenRef's Avatar
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    I was standing in the park one day, wondering why Frisbees got bigger as they get closer?.. Then it hit me.
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    (Original post by Wilfred Little)
    Whilst on holiday recently, I was asked to be a judge at a country fayre.

    I was in charge of picking "the nicest herb" and "the nicest german sausage made from herbs".

    It was The Best of Thymes, it was The Wurst of Thymes.



    Hahh! That is great, I seriously laughed so much!!


    This was posted from The Student Room's iPhone/iPad App
  10. Monzystar's Avatar
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    (Original post by itsmehello)
    I feel so stupid right now.

    I don't get the joke
    Hell= hot
    Ice cream= cold
  11. SimplyEccentric's Avatar
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    A man and his wife are sitting one night and the man turns to the woman and says "Whenever I get angry and shout at you, you never lose your temper with me. How do you do it?"

    The woman replies, "I just go and clean the toilet."

    Her husband, confused, asks, "How does that help?"

    The woman says, "I use your toothbrush."

    :rofl: What is air?!
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    What's God's favourite chord?

    Gsus
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