Could someone please explain to me UMS?

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  1. SneakyDoug's Avatar
    1 11-06-2012  22:52
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    Could someone please explain to me UMS?
    I was wondering if someone could explain what UMS is and if there is a Scottish equivalent?
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    2 12-06-2012  00:36
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    Re: Could someone please explain to me UMS?
    Not sure about the scottish equivalent part but this thread should help out with what UMS is
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    3 12-06-2012  00:41
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    Re: Could someone please explain to me UMS?
    The Universal Masturbation System is an ancient ritual whereby men stimulate their genitalia in order to achieve sexual orgasm.
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