[TheHansa]

I'll start


"I have attended a number of race and gender harmony courses"

[Smerdyakov]

"I'm a scientologist."

[Jarred Kyle]

"I am good at manipulating my employers to get what I want."

[ELs123]

"The murder charge was eventually dropped as I managed to hide most of the evidence"

[Jarred Kyle]

(Original post by ELs123)
"The murder charge was eventually dropped as I managed to hide most of the evidence"

Depends what job sector you're going for.. if it's a secretive one that requires you to cover your tracks then this line may work to your advantage.

[OriginalRecordings]

(Original post by Jarred Kyle)
Depends what job sector you're going for.. if it's a secretive one that requires you to cover your tracks then this line may work to your advantage.

MI5 for that kid.

[OriginalRecordings]

Slept my way through my last job.

[Guybrush Sheepgood]

"I have 5000 posts on tsr."

[Rybee]

I used to read all the job apps that came in at work, I CANNOT stand this one;

'I am really good at working on my own but I can also work really good in a team'

[RedDevilThing]

'I have completed Halo 3 on Legendary.'

'I am fluent in two languages, English and L33tspeak.'

[loou]

Hobbies; drinking, smoking, drugs, sleeping.

[EmmaValentina]

Not really a credential but "I just need a job to earn some holiday money"

[TheKingoftheJews]

I play video games

[OriginalRecordings]

(Original post by TheKingoftheJews)
I play video games

Depends if you want to be a games tester. :P

(Original post by EmmaValentina)
Not really a credential but "I just need a job to earn some holiday money"

At least they'd know you'll be there for a while. :P


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[Impignorate]

"i'M really good at typingon coMPUTERS"