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AQA Business Studies BUSS4 2012 - 21 June 2012 Thread

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hahaha the exam is less that 11 hours...be serious for christs sake...smh

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Reply 921

riamj21

Original post by Moselle18

This is a joke. :colonhash:

I feel your pain :frown:

Reply 922

SteveDawson

guys put this in your exam, it will get you content, application and evaluation marks

"Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)"

Beelzeboss

[Beelz] I am complete!

[Both] ****!

[Beelz]
Yes you are ****ed, **** out of luck
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck
This world will be mine and you're first in line
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

[JB]
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You mother****er
We challenge you to a rock off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off

[Beelz]
****, ****, ****
The demon code prevents me
From declining a rock off challenge
What are your terms? What is the catch?

[JB]
If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
And also you will have to pay our rent

[Beelz] And what if _I_ win?
[JB] Then you can take Kage back to hell...
[KG] What?
[JB] Trust me Kage, it's the only way,
[KG] What the **** are you talking about?
[JB] ...to be your little bitch.
[Beelz]
Fine! Let the rock off begin! Ha ha
I'm the devil, I love metal!
Check this riff, it's ****ing tasty
I'm the devil, I can do what I want,
Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt,
There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
I can't wait to take Kage back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

[JB]
No!
C'mon Kage, let's fight his music, with our music
[KG]
There's just no way that we can win,
That was a masterpiece.
[JB] Listen to me
[KG] He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
[JB]
Goddamn-it Kage,
He gonna make you his sex slave,
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise
[KG]
No
Unless we bust a massive monster mama-jam.
[KG] Dude, we've been through so much ****,
[JB] Deactivated lasers with my dick
[BOTH] Now it's time to blow this ****er down!
[JB] C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down
[KG] I hear you Jables, now it's time to blow doors down
[JB] Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown
[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town
[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this ****er down
[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
[JB] C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down
[KG] Oh, we'll piledrive you, it's time for the smackdown
[JB]
Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
We know your weakness our rocket-sauce
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind
We will defeat you for all mankind
You hold the scepter,
We hold the key
You are the devil,
We are the D [18x]

[Beelz]
You guys are ****in' lame.
Come on Kage, you're coming with me.
Taste my lightning, ****er!

[JB] NO!

[Beelz]
Ow! ****!
My ****in' horn!
Oh no!

[JB]
From whence you came you shall remain,
Until you are complete again

[Beelz]
No! **** you Kage and **** you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!

Reply 923

Theturnbull9

Original post by TB.93

MILF? Since when were they of any relevance to this exam? Explain please..

Wow.. have you not revised or something? obvs going to be on exam tomorrow.

Reply 924

tinks9310

Original post by SteveDawson

Report on Student answers 2011
Section A
MILF's are expanding in our economy, and are quite a treat for examiners. Application will be awarded for mentioning phone numbers and their address also descriptions (including explicit terms) in helping to justify your reasons for the effect on the economy. Examiners loved marking these papers with many students applying the use of application and content with evaluation marks awarded for descriptions including potential STD's and HIV

Content will be awarded for
Gang bang
Blow Job
Tit ****

and any other relevant content that helps to support students answers

Section B
Many students did not understand this concept. Jelly Beans are a big factor but students failed to pick up on the competition from gummy bears, and fizzy bottles who are expanding into new markets via diversification.

LOVE IT!

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Reply 925

SteveDawson

Original post by TB.93

MILF? Since when were they of any relevance to this exam? Explain please..

Please refer to the exam report that I have put on the previous page from AQA

Reply 926

french king

what a lid you are steve

Reply 927

tdkr

Original post by saggy8

B&Q- They took note of the 1% rise in people aged over 50, so they made a product range targeting over 50's.

k.

are you trying to be funny ?

Reply 928

Ricardo12345

Im suprised to see so much activity going here on the Buss 4 forum seeing as its not for another week.... usually it doesn't get busy until a few days before the exam.

Reply 929

spun29

OMG i remember the movie Tinacious D...haha the lyric is fjcking hilarious...**** i need to revise now :/

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Reply 930

riamj21

Original post by Ricardo12345

Im suprised to see so much activity going here on the Buss 4 forum seeing as its not for another week.... usually it doesn't get busy until a few days before the exam.

Why are you still saying this :confused:

I like turtles

i'm screwed -_-

Original post by riamj21

I feel your pain :frown:

I'm just tryna get help and people are cracking jokes but I cant lie though its uplifting my spirits about doing the exam lol

Reply 934

SteveDawson

Redtube have expanded from porn videos to live porn but they face competition from Porn.com. Porn hub and youporn

But there is an increase of blue waffle

Please use this example, think about magazines such as Nuts and other porn magazines, they are declining due to what is being shown online, surely you can put this in the exam

Think of Tulisa and her blow job. How has this effected her sales in her CD's and her fan base, tbh it was a bad blow job

(edited 11 years ago)

Reply 935

icecoolwas

Guys ive been doing an all day crammer;

I know all the thoery stuff

but ive done no research

which takeovers/mergers shall i research?

how many will be enough? 6?

Please need help ASAP :frown:

Reply 936

Moselle18

Original post by MaryMary234

i'm screwed -_-

Positivity! KEEP POSITIVE.

Reply 937

Moselle18

Original post by icecoolwas

Guys ive been doing an all day crammer;

I know all the thoery stuff

but ive done no research

which takeovers/mergers shall i research?

how many will be enough? 6?

Please need help ASAP :frown:

T-mobile/Orange
Ba/Iberia
Kraft/Cadbury
Glencore/Xstrata
Kelloggs/Pringles
RBS/ABN Amro
RBS/Natwest
AOL/Time Warner

Reply 938

TB.93