[barnetlad]

Well if Michael Gove and David Cameron can do it in RL, why shouldn't we, especially as there is an appetite for new parties? My starter manifesto:

Vote again for Barnetlad- the sensible choice

The spirit of the late Screaming Lord Sutch should be kept alive and burn as brightly as the Olympic torch. Support policies such as:
Finance
- The introduction of a 99p coin
- No VAT on starters in Italian restaurants- end the antipasti tax.
- Regional benefit variations if the lowest rate applies to the Downing Street region.
- Let the Greeks join the pound if they want to.
Democracy
- New EU member applicants must demonstrate proficiency in morris dancing.
- The vote for dogs and cats in referendums, through new election catflaps, if over 18 in dog years.
Law and Order
- All wire coathangers should be systematically hung, drawn and unravelled, under the 1936 Public Order Act. Shirts slip off them. People hang them on doorhandles.
- Put all people committed of un-social behaviour in to Stocks to create a demand for stocks, and help increase the stock market.
- Proper regulation of the 'buy to let' property market, with training by Timothy Taylor, brewers of 'Landlord'.
Environment and other policies
- Wensleydale cheese should be a protected species
- Combat climate change- give all buildings air conditioning units on the outside.
- Tennis umpire chairs after Wimbledon being lent to Arsenal FC, so that Arsene Wenger can sit high up and not say 'I did not see that'.
- Every day the news should tell people an interesting fact in a hope to increase people's knowledge.

[internetguru]

I disagree with your 99p policy I feel it is an attack on traditional values.

[MacDaddi]

Never fails to amuse me.

[ThePants999]

Wait a minute - dogs have to get through catflaps to vote? Disenfranchisement!

[barnetlad]

(Original post by ThePants999)
Wait a minute - dogs have to get through catflaps to vote? Disenfranchisement!

Larger catflaps are available or could be made. I've never come across dogflaps.

[Abiraleft]

(Original post by barnetlad)
Larger catflaps are available or could be made. I've never come across dogflaps.

Then surely it is the responsibility of your party to advocate they are brought into existence?

[thunder_chunky]

Your war on wire coathangers is despicable.

[internetguru]

I support your fight against climate change, if I end up as a Green MP I will vote in favour of having air conditioning on the outside of buildings.

[barnetlad]

I will have to amend my manifesto to include an EU referendum pledge.

[thunder_chunky]

Greeks joining the £? Would that mean we'd have to bail them when the **** hits the fan?

[Moleman1996]

(Original post by thunder_chunky)
Greeks joining the £? Would that mean we'd have to bail them when the **** hits the fan?

we could just reposses their country, start building up a 2nd empire and all that

[Mazzini]

(Original post by Moleman1996)
we could just reposses their country, start building up a 2nd empire and all that

Or we could reinstate their monarchy as a puppet

[Moleman1996]

(Original post by Mazzini)
Or we could reinstate their monarchy as a puppet

Deception, now that sounds more like the Britain we used to know