[VQG]

Just come across 50 Shades of Andy Gray...
https://twitter.com/#!/50SOAndyGray

Here are some gems from there:

“69!” He barks. The two chambermaids obey his order. He sits & watches them pleasure each other before his eyes. “This is end to end stuff!”

He pushes her against the wall and rips her blouse open, revealing her heaving breasts. His eyes widen "Let's see how the sides match up!"

He threw her on the bed like a crazed beast. "I'm going to enter you so hard" he barked "not even three Pepe Reinas could stop it."

She lay trembling, no one had ever screwed her like that. He lay over her panting body & looked at his throbbing sword "take a bow, son."

Any others football related ones worth following?

[mrdoovde1]

Not sure if this is Eboue's real twitter account but he posts some random funny stuff on there: https://twitter.com/

Although this may not be a parody account, it has probably the best football jokes: https://twitter.com/stupidfootball

[DaveSmith99]

http://twitter.com/RealParkJiSung

[punkski]

the andy gray stuff is ****ing hilarious.

[Dr. Von Nostrand]

TheBig_Sam is the best of these....

True story - Andy Townsend once asked me and the wife to have a threesome with him. A "daisy-chain ****fest," he promised.

"I'll sling my tadger up your missus, champ, while buggering you senseless with my big old conk," he said. I put the phone down immediately.

I stood by the phone for a full 13 minutes in the dark, just imagining things. It was 1994. He had those blonde highlights. I'm only human.

[JoeUtd]

https://twitter.com/HeskeyHeskey is pretty good

[little_wizard123]

Suddenly he stopped pounding her. Something was wrong. "Your condom" she said red faced "it came off in me." He grinned "pick that one out!"