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Reply 8380
Original post by Politricks
Walaykum as-salam, how are you?


Not much akhi, waiting for ramadan yeah? guna b booom!, what endz yu prayin taraweeh at doe?
Reply 8381
Aslaamu alaikum wa rahmatullah wa barah ka tuhu, muslim brothers and sisters. Hope we are all ready for Ramadan. :smile:
Original post by DontJudge
Life in the hood ain't too great.
Niggaz shooting about, they call it bait.
Snakes like some, need to end their fate.
There's the door, there's the gate.
High on weed, that's what I rate.


u shud stick to poems about me :biggrin:
Iqqy Iqqy, nice and sticky.
Get a lollipop and start to licky.
When searching me, don't use wiki.
I just got standards, don't call me picky.
Original post by DontJudge
Life in the hood ain't too great.
Niggaz shooting about, they call it bait.
Snakes like some, need to end their fate.
There's the door, there's the gate.
High on weed, that's what I rate.


You love the thug life, dont lie
yadda yadda put your jam in some jars
watch what you saying, mans out to watch you die
yadda yadda something something dont test me with spitting barz!
Original post by Iqbal007
u shud stick to poems about me :biggrin:


Iqqy baby how you doin' babez :sexface:
Original post by ieatcheeseyo
You love the thug life, dont lie
yadda yadda put your jam in some jars
watch what you saying, mans out to watch you die
yadda yadda something something dont test me with spitting barz!


LOL
Yoooo you're sleazy.
Your bars are just plagurized from weezy.
Your chat up lines are very very cheesy.
Only advantage to you are that your farts are breazy.
Having baked beans? Take it eaziiii.
:cool:
Reply 8387
Original post by DontJudge
LOL
Yoooo you're sleazy.
Your bars are just plagurized from weezy.
Your chat up lines are very very cheesy.
Only advantage to you are that your farts are breazy.
Having baked beans? Take it eaziiii.
:cool:


Do one for me :cool:
Original post by zxh800
Do one for me :cool:


Zxh800, i'll do one, readily :wink:
Take it easy, i'll do it steadily.
Hold on tight, wait for this medley.
---You're like my farts, silent but deadly.
:smug:
Original post by DontJudge
Iqqy Iqqy, nice and sticky.
Get a lollipop and start to licky.
When searching me, don't use wiki.
I just got standards, don't call me picky.


ur off form you know :boring:

Original post by Blackshadow
Iqqy baby how you doin' babez :sexface:


khalashadow not too well as ur here :colonhash:
Reply 8390
Original post by DontJudge
Zxh800, i'll do one, readily :wink:
Take it easy, i'll do it steadily.
Hold on tight, wait for this medley.
---You're like my farts, silent but deadly.
:smug:




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Reply 8391
Original post by Politricks
I'm not fasting.

And I haven't prayed for a very long time; I'm an Atheist :wink:


Swearr down?? but why fam yu might as well read da kalma n convert to islam man, so we can b akhis!
bun sayin yur an athesit, muslim sounds much sikker alie.
Reply 8392
Ramadhan soon...looking forward to my mums yummy sana and keesuri :colone:
Original post by Politricks
I'm not fasting.

And I haven't prayed for a very long time; I'm an Atheist :wink:


you're an athi what ist?
I would check on like googlezz but my interwebz is down... you get meh?
Reply 8394
Original post by DontJudge
Life in the hood ain't too great.
Niggaz shooting about, they call it bait.
Snakes like some, need to end their fate.
There's the door, there's the gate.
High on weed, that's what I rate.


Dee Jaay, Dee Jaay, Dee Jaay
You make me wanna Jiz in my PJs
This might sound cliché but;
you’re radioactive gama rays
So whatcha say?
Wanna skip the foreplay?

I can't take myself seriously. lol :tongue:
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Original post by Politricks
I'm an Athetit

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Whats it like being an athetit?
And you have to excuse my replying speeds, my internet is down, ygm?
Original post by Luxray
Ramadhan soon...looking forward to my mums yummy sana and keesuri :colone:


:drool: I've missed the sana so much.

My mum's kisuuri is munch. However kisuuri made by anyone else is pure blegh :lolwut:
Original post by Politricks
I can now look at a tit without worrying about the big guy up the sky :smile:


Yeah, guess it works for you, what with wanting to look like a tit... fair play...
Original post by Politricks
But really I'm an Agnostic-Atheist, I just call myself an Atheist to save time, because really you could be agnostic about anything; you could be agnostic about fairies, the only reason we don't believe in fairies is because we don't see a good enough reason to believe in them. Being an Agnostic-Atheist, I can't be 100% certain that there isn't a god, that would be pure arrogance if I was, however, I don't see a good enough reason to believe in a god.


Wait now you're attacking my belief in fairies
Original post by Politricks
Ah, sana! I haven't had that for at least 7 or 8 years, I totally forgot about that; should tell my mother to make that this Ramadan :coma:

Thanks for reminding me about sana guys :five:


My mum makes a killer onion bhajee with it too. Looking forward to the first Iftar. Always the best one :ahee: