Ted is a 5/10 for me.
A couple of funny set pieces (the house party and the fight scene) and a handful of funny one liners, but it was too self indulgent. Yes Seth, we KNOW you liked to watch TV in the eighties. Also, there were a couple of gags that I did actually find quite offensive (subjects like 9/11 and rape), they were the sort of thing MacFarlane gets away with within the context and universe of Family Guy, perhaps it's something about the animation that takes the real sting out of the lines, but when performed by (or to) real human actors they seemed to be too much.