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Reply 60
Original post by Rob da Mop
You want a friend-prostitute?

Lol i love this... LMAO :tongue:
Possibly but not under those conditions.
It's expecting too much of someone to expect them to see you every day and to not have a boyfriend either, unless you're willing to pay them a lot more. Even then, I wouldn't give up my boyfriend.
What on earth did I just read?
I have read this thread before.... :beard: Maybe a year ago?
Reply 64
Why does everyone think this is weird? It's just a run of the mill escort description except for the requirement for no boyfriend part.
Reply 65
Any more takers on my offer?

The person in question is looking for a solid trustful friendship with a girl for say a year and this would include:

- Doing things together (cinema, dining out, long drives, weekends away) as friends do
- being able to tell you secrets and you being able to keep secrets
- you being able to share your secrets within reason
- no compromise of social freedom (no emotional attachments) and no expectations of friendship developing into a relationship
- has to be willing to spend time with said person every day
- you should be able to balance university term time with spare time well so that you can spend time with said person
- should not have a boyfriend

Terms would be outlined in a legally binding agreement made by a solicitor to outline how the person will be paid for maintaining said friendship.

Payments are made biweekly.
Reply 66
Why such a specific amound £3150 :P, why not £3000 or £3200 :biggrin:, im assuming this proposal is for girls, no boyfriend and no expectation for the friendship turning into a relationship :eek:, thats a no from me. But if your looking for a Lad :P, I would probably do so yh, as long as im allowed a girlfriend
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Yeah,
Although I don't think I would be able to talk to them everyday so I would pay somebody £7.00 a week to text them on my behalf


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You're kidding right?

You don't pay someone for a friendship. Stating the obvious, I know
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Original post by lolololol
I have read this thread before.... :beard: Maybe a year ago?


I was thinking this too.

I couldn't spend everyday with someone. I need other people to speak to as well.
Surely you mean pretend to be her friend?; I don't think the emotional attachment that causes friendship can really by created by her giving you money. Well, you might end up becoming her genuine friend later on as become bonding with her and what-have-you, but at the start at least, I don't think you can really be considered a friend.
It depends what the asker is like: if they had a personality that made you want to punch them or run away screaming then hell no.
And no boyfriends... would that mean you had to be totally action-less for a year? Or could you have non commitmenty stuff (obviously with other people since the asker didn't want andthing more than a platonic friendship)?
Just to clarify... the asker is male right?
And presumably there would be some kind of interview-y thing to see if the asker and asked were compatible friendship-wise? Because personally I'm a bit of a "marmite" personality and I know many people are.
So MAYBE.
Hell I have commitment issues with friends so it would be good for me to be contractually forced to stick with someone for a while. :P I might learn something. (That doesn't mean that I'm screwed up - just get bored of people fast.)
And I could go on a sweet backpacking trip with £3150 and I hate my £6 an hour job and don't have many employment options due to huge clumsiness and other issues.
Reply 72
Original post by Foo.mp3
Is this a cash prize monies? :awesome:

Spoiler



Sounds more like he wants someone to get in bed for less than 5k... :wink:
Original post by Anonymous

- has to be willing to spend time with said person every day
- should not have a boyfriend

Terms would be outlined in a legally binding agreement made by a solicitor to outline how the person will be paid for maintaining said friendship.


3 deal breakers
deffos!
Original post by deedee123
£3200 and i'll throw in a daily cuddle.


OP take note, this works out at 13p a day for a cuddle, an absolute bargain. Offers like that are once in a lifetime tbh.

Though OP sounds the type for details so you'll have to clarify a few aspects of your offer...

Length of the cuddle?



Is this a standing only cuddle or is this sitting down, or laying down? (I'd suggest a surcharge for the latter)



Where are the hands going? (needs some strict off-limits areas here IMO)

Why so specific? Lol. £3,150? Nah I only want £3,000.
This is one thing daddy can't buy, unfortunately.
Original post by Anonymous
The person in question is looking for a solid trustful friendship with a girl for say a year and this would include:

- Doing things together (cinema, dining out, long drives, weekends away) as friends do
- being able to tell you secrets and you being able to keep secrets
- you being able to share your secrets within reason
- no compromise of social freedom (no emotional attachments) and no expectations of friendship developing into a relationship
- has to be willing to spend time with said person every day
- you should be able to balance university term time with spare time well so that you can spend time with said person
- should not have a boyfriend

Terms would be outlined in a legally binding agreement made by a solicitor to outline how the person will be paid for maintaining said friendship.


Those last 2 bolds are compromises of your social freedom. You are dictating that they spend time with you every day and that they do not have a boyfriend, both of which are social activities that you are placing rules or limitations on.
Reply 79
Definitely not, that would be taking advantage of someone who clearly has issues.

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