Geez, what's with all the people hating on other left-handed people? I'm sick and tired of having to be discriminated against at school (everyone knows you can't sit next a leftie or you'll get your elbows bumped), in the bus, on tsr, everywhere. Scissors, blades, cameras and thousands of other items can only be used by right handed people. Even the ****ing mouse I'm using right now is on the right side. It's not my fault I'm left handed, I wasn't taught to write in school, I just looked at the kid beside me and did the opposite.
Almost every other group is claiming their rights. I am left-handed, and I'm claiming my rights! I'm coming out of the shadows, barging my way into a right-handed world. I demand everything made for right-handed people, also be made for left-handed people!
It's not ****ing fair man