18 and been to only 3 parties in my life

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Lol the last party i went to involved me dressing up as a rat 4 years ago so dw about it,
cos i'm totally totally fine with being socially reclusive and missing out on all the parties :yes:

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Join me and @TheonlyMrsHolmes!

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TheonlyMrsHolmes

Original post by Student403

Join me and @TheonlyMrsHolmes!

YASS!!!

Reply 42

john2054

Original post by Merfie

Clubbing is sooooooooo overrated. Absolutely loved the good old days in school where you'd get someone to buy you a 70cl of vod and you'd have an ace time at a decent house party. I like clubbing, but paying 4 quid for diluted drinks is not good, by any stretch of the imagination.

4 quid for drinks? what clubs do you go to?

As in that's cheap!

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Merfie

Original post by john2054

4 quid for drinks? what clubs do you go to?

As in that's cheap!

Expensive if you live in Scotland!

Silk in Edinburgh had double vodkas for 2 quid when I was there a few weekends ago, was fabby as they're usually like a fiver

Reply 44

lowkey-loki

Im 17, when my friend invited me to my first and thus far only party I got horribly drunk an ended up passing out on the patio. my experience of it is parties are overrated and quite unpleasant. That not to say all parties are bad i might of had a bad experience but i would't let it get to you too much.

Reply 45

Merfie

Original post by lowkey-loki

That's genuinely the experience 99.9% of people have when they go to their first party. As you go to more, you learn how much you can drink before you properly begin to cave in.

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john2054

Original post by Merfie

Expensive if you live in Scotland!

Silk in Edinburgh had double vodkas for 2 quid when I was there a few weekends ago, was fabby as they're usually like a fiver

I seem to recall the last time i went clubbing drinks were about a tenner each. Or maybe my memory has gone? btw we did go to a upmarket club,

Reply 47

Kaedra

I genuinely thought that most people didn't start "partying" until uni, mayyybe a few in 6th form :K:

16 and as you can tell never been to one :tongue:

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Reply 48

Merfie

Original post by john2054

I seem to recall the last time i went clubbing drinks were about a tenner each. Or maybe my memory has gone? btw we did go to a upmarket club,

A tenner for a crappy club drink? Dear god, where did you go? The Playboy in London? :tongue:

Reply 49

john2054

Original post by Merfie

A tenner for a crappy club drink? Dear god, where did you go? The Playboy in London? :tongue:

They may have been a fiver each. Just i was drinking so many i tend to lose count.

i think i was drinking b52s and sambucas. those were the days!

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Alexion

Best parties are LAN parties :wink:

Reply 51

TorpidPhil

Original post by Alexion

Best parties are LAN parties :wink:

Seconded.

Partying sucks. I'd much rather get in a cage and punch people in the face/be punched in the face. Much more entertaining. Less painful too.

Reply 52

Zargabaath

Original post by z33

I'm Asian and I've never been to a wedding

:proud:

beat that bitch

Lucky af, Asian weddings are the most boring event you'll ever participate in. Including A-Level revision.

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z33

Original post by Zargabaath

Lucky af, Asian weddings are the most boring event you'll ever participate in. Including A-Level revision.

Impossibru :lol:

Its gotta be slightly amusing seeing your aunty get down :rofl:

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Zargabaath

Original post by z33

Impossibru :lol:

Its gotta be slightly amusing seeing your aunty get down :rofl:

If by slightly amusing you mean cringey af, then yeah I suppose it is slightly amusing :lol:

They're so boring and the drag on for hooooooooouuuuuuurs.

Receptions are marginally better, but I'd still rather squeeze lemons into my eyes :rofl:

Reply 55

z33

Original post by Zargabaath

If by slightly amusing you mean cringey af, then yeah I suppose it is slightly amusing :lol:

They're so boring and the drag on for hooooooooouuuuuuurs.

Receptions are marginally better, but I'd still rather squeeze lemons into my eyes :rofl:

Yeah snapchat dat shiet :lol:

daym man i can barely handle a family dinner

My eyeballs just retreated back into my head like a turtle :afraid:

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Zargabaath

Original post by z33

Yeah snapchat dat shiet :lol:

daym man i can barely handle a family dinner

My eyeballs just retreated back into my head like a turtle :afraid:

Hahaha honestly every family gathering we have is just me and my sister/cousins snapchatting each other the most embarrassing pictures we could take of each other while our guard's down :rofl:

I just imagined you like a snail with its eyestalks retracting :lol:

Reply 57

z33

Original post by Zargabaath

Hahaha honestly every family gathering we have is just me and my sister/cousins snapchatting each other the most embarrassing pictures we could take of each other while our guard's down :rofl:

I just imagined you like a snail with its eyestalks retracting :lol:

the birthday pics/ videos are the worst tbh i cant deal
So cringe
Always that one kid crying cos they think its their birthday - bitch steals my spotlight how am i meant to smile :colonhash:

yupp exactly like that hahaha

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Jameel.n

Yeah I gate crashed one party once, I wasn't invited, and the people at the party had no idea who I was, but they never said a word, they just let me slide through.

Eventually I left though after 15 minutes, as it got really awkward, with me being a stranger and all. :lol:

Reply 59

Zargabaath

Original post by z33

the birthday pics/ videos are the worst tbh i cant deal
So cringe
Always that one kid crying cos they think its their birthday - bitch steals my spotlight how am i meant to smile :colonhash:

yupp exactly like that hahaha

Jfc my dad thinks he some paparazzi or some **** like that. Seriously at everything that happens he's taking like 4 pictures from different angles and different lighting. Then he's like "smile". How tf am I gonna smile? I'm posing for shitty pictures no one's ever gonna look at again instead of enjoying this party :rofl: