Stage 1 (after exams)
"Those exams weren't too bad, give yourself a pat on the back"
Stage 2 (one week after)
"You dumb sh*t, why did you put 3x3=6"
Stage 3 (July)
"Don't cry, you haven't got the results yet"
Stage 4 (beginning of August)
"Well I guess it's results day since it's now August, sh*t"
Stage 5 (day before)
"I worked out 9 grade boundaries are in my favour, the remaining 15 are not"
Stage 6 (night before)
"I'll just accept defeat, we've still got A-levels to go"
Stage 7 (post results)
"I remembered to apply for that hair and beauty course right?"