Video leaked of Vladimir Putin engaging in "homosexual activity"

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A video has been leaked on the popular Russian video sharing website strawpoii.com which reportedly shows the Russian President Vladimir engaging in homosexual activity while drunk in the western city of Yekaterinburg. Vladimir Putin has refused to deny the authenticity of the video in a press conference held today.

What do you guys think? Does it negate his attempts to promote heterosexual lifestyles? Video available at strawpoii.com

They truly are… if you subscribe today, you get a hastily written note from @Tank Girl thrown in at the extra cost of £22.55! TSR is practically giving them away!

Here's an image of mine, so you know you're getting your money's worth:

How can you say that?! Just look at the state of Puddles' desk! There's a total lack of biscuits and one semi-decent (but lukewarm because she forgot about it) cup of coffee there! This is a travesty!

Here's an image of it so you can see why this is an important cause for TSR:

Hastily!? How dare you. I give each one the love and attention it deserves.

They truly are… if you subscribe today, you get a hastily written note from @Tank Girl thrown in at the extra cost of £22.55! TSR is practically giving them away!

Here's an image of mine, so you know you're getting your money's worth:

how do I know if it's worth money if the image is not showing up ..you know ...

But a note from tank girl? Can't miss that deal. (even better - it's written)

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I believe you'll even get a selfie from @Captain Jack if you act now!

I feel like I shouldn't open this spoiler because I don't have this account yet. So I'll wait patiently for any other offers you might have.

Selfie with captain jack. (my life goal) but I don't know if he will agree.

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If he's too busy, @Queen Cersei is also on the selfie list! Here's a preview of what you could receive:

XcQ my friend, XcQ

I'm leaving before you'll tag entire TSR team. I feel insecure. One bad word and I'm gone.

*runs away*

*iEthan lost potential customer*

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You've ruined me! I'm going to get sacked off of the TSR platinum sales team if I don't get a sale today

hehehehehe

stop slacking