What to do with hot man on my kitchen table

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Reply 20

user382

Original post by mscaffrey

Advices please.

Cover him with jam?

Then work your way up. :sexface:

Reply 21

TheonlyMrsHolmes

Original post by ZuluK

make sure he's hard and
then suck the icing off
keep going until he's soft
And then swallow

:teehee:

That was much better than mine, well done you! :biggrin:

Reply 22

User1333171

Original post by ZuluK

make sure he's hard and
then suck the icing off
keep going until he's soft
And then swallow

:teehee:

You actually just put me off my sandwich.

Reply 23

user382

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes

Indulge in every single bite of him. :wink:

Sensual lady. :mmm:

Reply 24

Dirty Dawah

Original post by ZuluK

Why thank you DD...

I am a lady after all :wink:

in the streets maybe

Reply 25

User1333171

Original post by ForestShadow

Por el contrario creo que sin duda es por el contrario señora :hat2:

Spoiler

My first time using bait and you took a bite.

:u:

Reply 26

troubadour.

Original post by ZuluK

make sure he's hard and
then suck the icing off
keep going until he's soft
And then swallow

:teehee:

Subtle as ever, Zulu. :lol:

Reply 27

ForestShadow

Original post by mscaffrey

I wanted to say that he's *insert word that means firm*, but I like to think of myself as family friendly.

What do you mean? So you like firm baked goods :hmmm:

or you mean the actual consistency :hmmmm:

of th..WOAH....going onto firm already? pfttt what happened to family friendly? :redface:

Also what does that mean by family friendly? :hmmmm2:

Do you imagine families coming on to TSR together for a weekly browse like :biggrin:

"Son open TSR up would you while I put the kettle on? Lets see whats on chat tonight, (calls upstairs) come on darling, dont want to miss the latest innuendos from mscaffrey---side note why that username? "

Anyway if youre playing that game, I guess you could've said the hot man was well moulded/handled by you or you enjoyed his taste.... :colone:

Reply 28

TheonlyMrsHolmes

Original post by stefano865

Sensual lady. :mmm:

Yes but @ZuluK wins, she plays no games clearly. She goes in there and does what she needs to do!

XD

Reply 29

ZuluK

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes

That was much better than mine, well done you! :biggrin:

Thank you. I was quite proud :tongue:

Original post by mscaffrey

You actually just put me off my sandwich.

Haha you started it :wink:

Original post by Dirty Dawah

in the streets maybe

Maybe

The sheets don't stay on for long tho :biggrin:

Reply 30

the bear

Original post by mscaffrey

Today I'm having a ham sandwich.

Tempting offer...

Are you suggesting I melt my Easter egg? That would be a major sacrifice all for the happiness of one man.

i made these from Delia's new book "Easy Levantine Treats"

Reply 31

Charles III

Original post by mscaffrey

My first time using bait and you took a bite.

:u:

!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler

Reply 32

ZuluK

Original post by Hydeman

Subtle as ever, Zulu. :lol:

it had to be said

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes

Yes but @ZuluK wins, she plays no games clearly. She goes in there and does what she needs to do!

XD

when you've got a hot guy like that waiting for you then, a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do :wink:

Reply 33

aamirac

Original post by mscaffrey

Are you suggesting I melt my Easter egg? That would be a major sacrifice all for the happiness of one man.

You could always just eat it plain :cookie:

Reply 34

troubadour.

Original post by mscaffrey

Are you suggesting I melt my Easter egg? That would be a major sacrifice all for the happiness of one man.

Yeah, but isn't that the point of women's lives anyway? :h:

Reply 35

ForestShadow

Original post by mscaffrey

My first time using bait and you took a bite.

:u:

Yes I did take the bite :hmmm:

, and Im still hungry :holmes:

..what is this then?

A rite of passage when first talking to you where we go through this reference/joke cos right now lady this is what's going down for me: