Almost flooded the toilet at home AMA

That's hilarious.

While waiting for my bag at Heathrow once I needed to go so bad - I ran to the toilets and the cleaner was in there. I sat down and just exploded, I felt so bad for the cleaner and everyone else in the toilet.

hmmmm

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That's hilarious.

While waiting for my bag at Heathrow once I needed to go so bad - I ran to the toilets and the cleaner was in there. I sat down and just exploded, I felt so bad for the cleaner and everyone else in the toilet.

hmmmm

The McFlurries probably don't help the situation with the blocking

A worthy pursuit, and a noble effort indeed. Well done.

wat ... can you cook? xD

nope... i'm not sure coke would work either..


very, i was so scared and i'd have to explain why the poo made the toilet overflow, thanks to my toilet for taking it and being powerful enough to take it

I have done this glad I am not the only one. Got the toilet flush jammed, came down to a house flooded. This was literally me...

Ahah ofc. Got distracted for just a second and the surface was up in flames.

@thefatone
I expected nothing more from you...

I once had the $h1ts really bad on a French campsite. It was a standup toilet so I ended up jet washing the wall brown.

that's a lot of power, dam what do you have? a muscly butt or something? xD

Fizzy drinks + dodgy chocolate ice cream = carnage.

When I was very young and fit I had a wonderful diet and often produced spectular *****.

But when visiting my parents I was loathe to use their loo because it sometimes didn't work properly for some reason.

One night when I went to the loo at their house just before going home I produced an effort so spectacular that it stuck out of the bowl like a giant torpedo.

My last tube was due in 15 minutes and I only had 10 minutes to walk to the station.

So I got some newspaper and wrapped the massive **** in it and left with the intention of dumping it in the large bin at the top of the road.

But as I approached the top of the road I could see the bin was overflowing so I elected to leave it in the alleyway just before the top of the road.


Just as I turned into the alleyway carrying this long item wrapped conspicuously in newspaper and presumably acting in a somewhat furtive manner,although I didn't think so at the time, a ruddy great police van full of coppers came round the corner,stopped and two PCs -one female* -got out.


I realised they could only have got out to speak to me for some reason as no one else was around and they'd stopped near the alleyway.

So I threw my package over the nearest garden fence.

The PCs stopped and searched me and asked me where the item I was carrying was.


To cut a long story short,the police knocked up this old lady at midnight and searched her garden,found the offensive item and let me off only when I told them that my father was violent and would have beaten my mother had I blocked the toilet at their house.(Not true)


I missed my last train and never took another dump at my parents house.



*i don't know why I felt the need to mention this other than it embarrassed me at the time I suppose