Pickup Lines

Think of the best/ funniest/ weirdest or just downright most interesting pick up line.. It can be longer than one line.... just so you know
Post it down below!
This is something for me (cos I like maths):
I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y

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Reply 1

ForestShadow

Youre a 9/10 and Im the 1 you need :wink:

I need to follow you everywhere...cos my parents said to follow my dreams :h:

Are you a camera? cos everytime I look at you I smile :smile:

Kiss me if Im wrong but dinosaurs still exist right? :tongue:

(edited 8 years ago)

Reply 2

Boss_Rhythm

Original post by ForestShadow

Youre a 9/10 and youre the 1 I need

I need to follow you everywhere...cos my parents said to follow my dreams

Are you a camera? cos everytime I look at you I smile

Kiss me if Im wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?

The 2 in the middle are good
The bottom one is mad cheesy
The top one is a *meh!*

Reply 3

RugbyFierce

'Takes shirt off' 'silence' ..... Level completed.

Why say anything if you needn't say it.

(edited 8 years ago)

Reply 4

Boss_Rhythm

Original post by RugbyFierce

'Takes shirt off' 'silence' ..... Level completed.

Why say anything needn't say it.

Eeeee.... You thug

Reply 5

toonervoustotalk

Hey are you made of 11 protons because you are sodium fine

Or Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you. :wink:

Reply 6

Boss_Rhythm

Original post by toonervoustotalk

Hey are you made of 11 protons because you are sodium fine

Or Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you. :wink:

DAAAMMN DANIEL! DAB ON EM HOES
SOOO CHEESY! Brah

Reply 7

ODES_PDES

These two I have personally used:

Where you've been all my life.
and
You have lovely eyebrows.

Reply 8

Boss_Rhythm

Original post by ODES_PDES

These two I have personally used:

Where you've been all my life.
and
You have lovely eyebrows.

Damn... Do you have a girlfriend?

Reply 9

ODES_PDES

Original post by Boss_Rhythm

Damn... Do you have a girlfriend?

I do.

Reply 10

the bear

want to see something 3 and ¼ inches long which will give you hours of pleasure ?

Spoiler

(edited 8 years ago)

Reply 11

Boss_Rhythm

Original post by ODES_PDES

I do.

She must be either:
Easy to pull
Does not know good English
Does not know the meaning of pickup lines

Reply 12

alkaline.

Original post by ForestShadow

Youre a 9/10 and youre the 1 I need :wink:

I need to follow you everywhere...cos my parents said to follow my dreams :h:

Are you a camera? cos everytime I look at you I smile :smile:

Kiss me if Im wrong but dinosaurs still exist right? :tongue:

surely the first one should either be
I'm a 9/10 and you're the 1 I need
or
you're a 9/10 and I'm the 1 you need :s-smilie:

Reply 13

Boss_Rhythm

Original post by the bear

want to see something 3 and ¼ inches long which will give you hours of pleasure ?

Spoiler

LOL! I get that

Reply 14

thunder_chunky

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

Is there an airport nearby or did my heart just take off?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?

Are your parents thieves? Because they stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

Are your parents traffic wardens? Because you have "Fine" written all over you.

I may not be a Transformer, but there's more than meets the eye.

And so on...

(edited 8 years ago)

Reply 15

toonervoustotalk