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"Hey girl, you dropped something."

"What?"

"Your standards, Hi, I'm Blondie" :biggrin:
Original post by Blondie987
"Hey girl, you dropped something."

"What?"

"Your standards, Hi, I'm Blondie" :biggrin:


Brah! Lol
The only one I know:

"How you doing?"- Joey Tribbiani

Not sure if it's really a pick up line..
hey.
Original post by ForestShadow
Youre a 9/10 and Im the 1 you need:wink:

I need to follow you everywhere...cos my parents said to follow my dreams:h:

Are you a camera? cos everytime I look at you I smile:smile:

Kiss me if Im wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?:tongue:


Yayy, I was finally able to rep you :woo:

Original post by toonervoustotalk
Hey are you made of 11 protons because you are sodium fine

:toofunny:
Original post by AthiaKarim
The only one I know:

"How you doing?"- Joey Tribbiani

Not sure if it's really a pick up line..


It could be.....
Reply 26
is your middle name TNT cause you look like the bomb?

Spoiler

you luk lyk da starfish in da volcanoes

*forever single*
Original post by Blondie987
"Hey girl, you dropped something."

"What?"

"Your standards, Hi, I'm Blondie" :biggrin:

Damn that was good ngl
Original post by ravioliyears
Yayy, I was finally able to rep you :woo:


:toofunny:

:h:
Original post by ravioliyears
Yayy, I was finally able to rep you :woo:


Awww thanks:biggrin:, that means I should be able to rep you too:woo::woo:

edit: or not :frown:
F*** me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Lora
One that a gay in my class said to me was 'Is your name Daniel? Cuz DDAAAMMMMNNN' :colonhash: Then he looked at the shoes I was wearing and said 'Back at it again with the ankle boots' :lol:

Original post by ForestShadow
Awww thanks:biggrin:, that means I should be able to rep you too:woo::woo:

edit: or not :frown:


Awwie, never mind :/
Wanna f*ck?
Original post by ForestShadow
Youre a 9/10 and Im the 1 you need:wink:

I need to follow you everywhere...cos my parents said to follow my dreams:h:

Are you a camera? cos everytime I look at you I smile:smile:

Kiss me if Im wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?:tongue:



they were all great, and then you blew it on the last one :frown:
are you from hogwarts, because i would like t slytherin to your chamber of secrets
Original post by ravioliyears
One that a gay in my class said to me was 'Is your name Daniel? Cuz DDAAAMMMMNNN' :colonhash: Then he looked at the shoes I was wearing and said 'Back at it again with the ankle boots' :lol:



Original post by ForestShadow


:toofunny:
Reply 37
are u a snake? cus u look slimy
are u an ant? cus people stand on you and forget you exist
are u a bee? cus u die after one sting
are u a rabbit? cus u lookin at me bunny

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