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Would you steal £20,000 worth of Jammie Dodgers?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/gang-who-targeted-jammie-dodger-7690137?ICID=FB_mirror_main

These guys did. Hilarious. £20k worth of biscuits must be a ridiculous amount.

Is there high demand on the black market for biscuits that I'm unaware of? I wonder how much Hobnobs go for...I hear they're cut with cheap digestives.

So British.

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I don't know if you ever been to Brixton, but there's a thriving black market for biscuits round there. It's dangerous stuff.
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Original post by Dr Pesto
I don't know if you ever been to Brixton, but there's a thriving black market for biscuits round there. It's dangerous stuff.


The only black market i've heard of is the one where black people buy them.
They must have been peckish


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All about dat sugar rush.
Reply 5
Those guys look dodgy.
Original post by peanutbuttercup
They must have been peckish


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I like your name. I really want some Reeses now.
Original post by Virgili
The only black market i've heard of is the one where black people buy them.


Spears thrown.
Reply 8
It takes all sorts
:biggrin:
Wtf were they planning to do with them all?

Maybe hide out somewhere getting diabetes.
Probably planning on selling them to Americans for double the price..
See the only issue here is a logistical issue. I'd run out of storage space

And if you don't sell.em in time then you have mouldy biscuits. What ifnyunput them in your garage and there's a leak and they all go mouldy? Where do you put your car

Disclaimer: I have not thought about stealing 20K of Jammie dodgers - just chocolate digestives :smile:
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Reply 12
Original post by The_Internet
See the only issue here is a logistical issue. I'd run out of storage space

And if you don't sell.em in time then you have mouldy biscuits. What ifnyunput them in your garage and there's a leak and they all go mouldy? Where do you put your car

Disclaimer: I have not thought about stealing 20K of Jammie dodgers - just chocolate digestives :smile:


Couldn't you keep £10,000 worth in the back of your car?

That would leave just a few 1000 packets to secrete around your abode.

I'd suggest buying draws that go under your bed.

Perhaps you could also have tea parties every Sunday.

(I once found myself in possession of 600 cans of spaghetti but of course I was able to store those in my friends attic.)
Reply 13
Original post by Biryani007
Probably planning on selling them to Americans for double the price..


Nah; they just wanted to play a long painful game of soggy biscuit... you know, to strengthen their friendship.
Reply 14
624 cans of spaghetti to be exact.
Original post by WoodyMKC
All about dat sugar rush.


That sodium content :gasp: :lol:
Original post by hezzlington
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/gang-who-targeted-jammie-dodger-7690137?ICID=FB_mirror_main

These guys did. Hilarious. £20k worth of biscuits must be a ridiculous amount.

Is there high demand on the black market for biscuits that I'm unaware of? I wonder how much Hobnobs go for...I hear they're cut with cheap digestives.

So British.


The sentences they got, crumbs, took the absolute biscuit
Some of the gang shouted out "anyone want a biscuit" as they were led away to the cells


:rofl2:

nice one hezza
I can relate to the munchies being *this* strong...
In the US, that would be, like, enough for 2 days channel surfing.

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