Why do people take so long to get on trains?

Original post by Apache Tyrone

BBC checking in.

Anddddddd you can check back out again. :h:

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Original post by ZuluK

Anddddddd you can check back out again. :h:

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Sad times in life

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Original post by Apache Tyrone

Still have no idea why you're popular on TSR and how you amassed such a following of stupid brain dead protoplasmic reptillian jellies that hover around you like some sort of holy shrine. Your roasts against @ZuluK are 3/10 at best. Work on it like your search for a suitable husband you thirsty cougar ****!

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Only I can be mean to Nympho :colonhash:

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Original post by Apache Tyrone

Sad times in life

Sad times for you maybe... But I'm Happy :h:

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such_a_lady

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People on buses who empty the contents of their purse onto the little dish and practically ask the driver to pick a ticket for them. WHY.

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Original post by ZuluK

Sad times for you maybe... But I'm Happy :h:

I will grill u when its time for lunch.

How do u like ur roasts served fam

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Original post by Apache Tyrone

I will grill u when its time for lunch.

How do u like ur roasts served fam

I like my roasts halal... Though, I think I should step out of the kitchen as I'll end up burning you and you can't handle the heat :teehee:

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Original post by ZuluK

I like my roasts halal... Though, I think I should step out of the kitchen as I'll end up burning you and you can't handle the heat :teehee:

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Original post by Apache Tyrone

Awww was the view of the back garden? And how come you've changed from the bedroom to the kitchen? :colonhash:

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Ethereal World

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Original post by Apache Tyrone

Still have no idea why you're popular on TSR and how you amassed such a following of stupid brain dead protoplasmic reptillian jellies that hover around you like some sort of holy shrine. Your roasts against @ZuluK are 3/10 at best. Work on it like your search for a suitable husband you thirsty cougar ****!

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Mate

I am a holy shrine<<< New Religion. I've been meme'd and I'm gonna become a brand. Made $0.14 on my last YouTube video.

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_Charlotte15

Another fascinating thread.

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Original post by ZuluK

try a bit harder mate... :h:

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username2371841

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same reason as to why it takes year 7s so goddamn long to walk down the flipping corridor

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Original post by Apache Tyrone

Suffering from erectile dysfunction? Damn... I think you should go see a GP about that.

Also, calling your dick a ding dong? More like flip flop :h:

Oh and you should be arrested for looking like that :biggrin:

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Original post by ZuluK

Suffering from erectile dysfunction? Damn... I think you should go see a GP about that.

Also, calling your dick a ding dong? More like flip flop :h:

Oh and you should be arrested for looking like that :biggrin:

I have a sick music video that people like you who lust for bbc can masturbate off to and discover fire in your own home.

[video="youtube;kBG9DKdtxLc"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBG9DKdtxLc[/video]

@Ethereal World has acc seen my mamba, she rates it very highly :yy:

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Original post by Ethereal World

Mate

I am a holy shrine<<< New Religion. I've been meme'd and I'm gonna become a brand. Made $0.14 on my last YouTube video.

Being meme'd is not a big thing tbh Nympho... Pigs, ****, even Jo brand has been meme'd so it's not really an acheivement :h:

Just saying in case you put it on your CV 😘

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claireestelle

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Never had that problem I get on trains really quick and if it's a Virgin service you can send them a tweet and they ll tell you where the unreserved carriages are :smile:

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Little Popcorns

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Cos they know the driver isn't just going to shut the door on them... They want the most bae carriage

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