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just done spraying the house with holy water, AMA

as above

ask me anything even personal idec ask away I will answer

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Original post by Squishy•
You are a basic b*tch.



lol...... You get the joke? ah? ah? ah? 😔


done too many times before, yes I did get the joke.

don't be sad, be glad. would you like me to spray you with holy water too?
Were you driving out/keeping away (evil) spirits?
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Tried to call on you but my hand burned when I pressed the bell what gives?
Ffs don't scare me with jinn I'm upstairs all alone :angry:
Original post by Serine Soul
Ffs don't scare me with jinn I'm upstairs all alone :angry:


Just to make sure... Check your closet.
What's the ph of holy water?
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Original post by XOR_
What's the ph of holy water?


7, like the number of heavens

Original post by champ_mc99
Just to make sure... Check your closet.

Screw u
Do you think I'm wonderful?
Where did you obtain the holy water?
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Original post by tavtavtav
Were you driving out/keeping away (evil) spirits?


yes lol fr I actually am, mum read Surah baqarah on the water before I sprayed it.

Original post by Virgili
Tried to call on you but my hand burned when I pressed the bell what gives?


ur the spawn of satan

Original post by Serine Soul
Ffs don't scare me with jinn I'm upstairs all alone :angry:


LOL
I'm downstairs all alone :colone:


Original post by champ_mc99
Just to make sure... Check your closet.


lol INNIT serine what's hiding in ur closet fam it might even be next to u n u wouldnt know

Original post by XOR_
What's the ph of holy water?

7 I assume

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Do you think I'm wonderful?


I don't, but the djinn next to me does
Original post by alkaline.


I don't, but the djinn next to me does


:frown: I'm scared. :frown:

:frown: And why don't you think I'm wonderful? :frown:
U should also hang garlic all over the house, have th curtains open when there is daylight and always have a cross and wooden stake nearby. You're doing good with the holy water so far but I don't also make sure you have a cup of it nearby to use as a projectile.
Original post by Serine Soul
Ffs don't scare me with jinn I'm upstairs all alone :angry:


just dont look at the mirror :no:

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Original post by Serine Soul
Ffs don't scare me with jinn I'm upstairs all alone :angry:


They're under your bed waiting to get your feet when you sleep
Original post by alkaline.



LOL
I'm downstairs all alone :colone:

lol INNIT serine what's hiding in ur closet fam it might even be next to u n u wouldnt know


Let's get alone together midway :colone:

No stahp
Original post by fatima1998
just dont look at the mirror :no:

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It's okay dear, I'm ugly, I have very little reason to look in the mirror anyway :yes:

Original post by Virgili
They're under your bed waiting to get your feet when you sleep


They can't get me in my protective duvet cocoon
Original post by Serine Soul
7, like the number of heavens


This was underrated :laugh:
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Do you think I'm wonderful?


I'll answer that, No.
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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
:frown: I'm scared. :frown:

:frown: And why don't you think I'm wonderful? :frown:


aww babes
I don't know u enough to give an opinion of how wonderful u r, but the djinn watches you everyday so he knows

Original post by Mr Hyde(r)
U should also hang garlic all over the house, have th curtains open when there is daylight and always have a cross and wooden stake nearby. You're doing good with the holy water so far but I don't also make sure you have a cup of it nearby to use as a projectile.


this is not a christian household lol
bruh garlic stinks uno, daylight burns me ngl

thanks, you are right I will keep the spray bottle next to me in case of emergencies!


Original post by fatima1998
just dont look at the mirror :no:

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what will looking in the mirror do? o.O

Original post by Virgili
They're under your bed waiting to get your feet when you sleep


it's djinn not the bogeyman ffs

Original post by Serine Soul
Let's get alone together midway :colone:

No stahp


I'll meet u on the stairway :wink:

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Original post by Serine Soul
It's okay dear, I'm ugly, I have very little reason to look in the mirror anyway :yes:They can't get me in my protective duvet cocoon



they are most likely in the duvet with you

Original post by tavtavtav
Where did you obtain the holy water?
the tap
empty windowlene bottle

my mum read surah baqarah on the water and it is now blessed water that will protect us all when sprayed
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