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what even is the point in having a boyfriend?

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Reply 41
Original post by stefano865
Not sure if the Sainsbury's variety is meaty enough. :ahee:

Will it satisfy you? :tongue:

What about cuddles in the bath? :wink:


EW I have no sexual intentions LMAO
Original post by hxfsxh
That might be to some girls' taste... :dontknow: :lol:


I'm making a decision now to improve my too-smelly-to-wear threshold to avoid any future awkward 'stinky hoodie' situations :lol:

Original post by AmazingArry
It is true... boyfriends just give hoodies and jumpers to their girlfriends when they spend the night and we end up going home with them on and they never seem to find their way back to the guy.

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Then these guys are insane

I panic if I haven't seen a hoodie for three days even if I know it's still in my own house, I'll definitely be tracking down items of clothing I let people borrow :wink:
Original post by Alexion
:cry2: noooooooooo...

then don't ever turn to gay :yep:

Spoiler

To make you feel happy.



To have someone there for you during your struggles.


To have someone make you feel like the best person in the world.
Original post by Rachaiec
EW I have no sexual intentions LMAO



What about a kiss on the forehead? :h:
Original post by stefano865
Not sure if the Sainsbury's variety is meaty enough. :ahee:

Will it satisfy you? :tongue:

What about cuddles in the bath? :wink:

The apple variety satisfy me muchos; apple sausage sandwich :coma:

Ok maybe we do need men :getmecoat:
Original post by fatima1998
then don't ever turn to gay :yep:

Spoiler



Nah I still identify as bi :cute: who knows what'll happen with me
Original post by Rachaiec
EW I have no sexual intentions LMAO


The one gap in my life my friends cannot fill :moon:
Reply 49
Original post by IFoundWonderland
The one gap in my life my friends cannot fill :moon:


LMAO don't think all that is for me
Reply 50
Original post by stefano865
What about a kiss on the forehead? :h:

don't really think i'm a lovable person tbh lol
Original post by Alexion
I'm making a decision now to improve my too-smelly-to-wear threshold to avoid any future awkward 'stinky hoodie' situations :lol:



I've heard of this thing called a washing machine. Quite fantastic.
Original post by IFoundWonderland
The one gap in my life my friends cannot fill :moon:




Vibrator? :teehee:

Better than any guy.
Original post by Anonymous
I've heard of this thing called a washing machine. Quite fantastic.


:rofl:

I just tend to wear each thing multiple times before it gets washed :lol:

(notable exceptions being underwear, stuff I've exercised in, and if I'm meeting people)
Original post by Alexion
:rofl:

I just tend to wear each thing multiple times before it gets washed :lol:

(notable exceptions being underwear, stuff I've exercised in, and if I'm meeting people)


Idk why anonymous is ticked btw :lol:
And I'm the same, but I have a VERY extensive wardrobe so I'll wear something a few times and probably won't see it for another 6 months.
Why buy the pig when you can go out and get sausage for free anytime!
Original post by stefano865
Vibrator? :teehee:

Better than any guy.

I have not gone there :hide:

Impossible. Bit of shaking plastic <<<< being actually held *sigh*
Original post by hxfsxh
Idk why anonymous is ticked btw :lol:
And I'm the same, but I have a VERY extensive wardrobe so I'll wear something a few times and probably won't see it for another 6 months.


Aha, I was wondering why you and anon 1 were both part of the same conversation :lol:

Mine all fits into two drawers :rofl: I run out quite regularly haha
Benefits vary to the individual/if there at all. If you find someone who means a lot to you its hard not to have lists of benefits...equally if you are happy as you are and have no need/want for a boyfriend/girlfriend then it's hard to see benefits or why other people would want a partner. If you are happy then who cares, lol.
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