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An angel came to me and told me I could fly

...and I was just wondering TSR, how trustworthy are angels? Will I soar like a bird if I jump out of my bedroom window or drop like a coconut?

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trust the angel.
do it.

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You're drunk. Go home.
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Original post by alkaline.
trust the angel.
do it.

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I'm the only fruit in the bowl at the moment :frown:... for some reason I never get used, I just get shouted at by this b$tch who says she's my mum and she cares about me and she thinks I should see a 'psychiatrist'... I'm like my mums the tree out the back of the house you hoe ass b$tch!
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...and I was just wondering TSR, how trustworthy are angels? Will I soar like a bird if I jump out of my bedroom window or drop like a coconut?


Original post by alkaline.
trust the angel.
do it.

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I second that ^^. You should give it a try. Different angels have different truth levels, best to give it a shot ya know?
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I second that ^^. You should give it a try. Different angels have different truth levels, best to give it a shot ya know?


Only if you catch me :wink:.

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Only if you catch me :wink:.

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:colonhash: Bruh :shh:
Sure, go ahead. I'll have a bed of thorns ready for when you land :yep:
Be honest....no shade or judgement here...do you do drugs?
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:colonhash: Bruh :shh:
Sure, go ahead. I'll have a bed of thorns ready for when you land :yep:


That is very homoerotic.
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Original post by xobeauty
Be honest....no shade or judgement here...do you do drugs?


People always ask me that and I don't know why... :s-smilie:
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That is very homoerotic.


Let me help you out. DO you see something like this in your room?
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People always ask me that and I don't know why... :s-smilie:


ill take that as a yes, thought so.
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Let me help you out. DO you see something like this in your room?


Yeah, but minus the mattress which was stolen by misses Dobby from flat 5.773476...
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ill take that as a yes, thought so.


In all honesty I don't and never have, I've always wanted to try them but I don't know any dealers... :bawling:
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In all honesty I don't and never have, I've always wanted to try them but I don't know any dealers... :bawling:


Do you want to?
Ill have whatever the OP has been smoking.
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Yeah, but minus the mattress which was stolen by misses Dobby from flat 5.773476...


Without a mattress? That's better. Now I want you to do this:



with a difference. I want you to do it headfirst. And with as much energy as you can muster. Good luck :yy:
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Do you want to?


That's what I said
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Original post by xobeauty
Do you want to?


That is what I think I wrote/said
Original post by John55
That's what I said


Oh I only read up to "I never have".

I'm worried about you.

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