Yeah, he was wearing armour and then when he took it off, things went seriously seriously wrong and I found out he was green and then to my shock horror realised that the guy I had fantasised for a long time about was Shrek, except his horse wasn't really a horse, it was a donkey.
That's so sexy! Oh my goshhh Shrek is Irish and Irish accents are hot, the whole fantasy is making me my skin tingle
Just talking about shrek like this makes me want to go grab my make up brush again!
oooOOOooh you naughty thing!
LOOOOL I thought it was going to be like a funny parody or something, I was traumatised. Yesss girl, blend your foundation in and put that highlighter on until your skin glows like an angel
LOOOOL I thought it was going to be like a funny parody or something, I was traumatised. Yesss girl, blend your foundation in and put that highlighter on until your skin glows like an angel
Gurlllllllllllllllllllllll that isn't what I wanted to use it for.
If I posted it here, do you think I would get a warning?