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What did the person you lost your virginity to look like?

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Original post by TorpidPhil
Not helping me at all :frown:

I'll only be wanted when I'm 40 :frown:

Ughhh. I feel awful tonight tbh.


Oh my gosh, I was JOKING! Nothing I've posted on this thread is serious :redface: (maybe the shrek part is a bit though....:wink:)
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: I use it to replace the pleasures of the flesh. :wink: :wink:

True, true! But I cba to go find it now XD


cijndjcjdskjnvd. I laughed, that sexual innuendo though :rofl:
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Original post by Eternalflames
Hmm, I'm starting to doubt things


Although I remember when stalking you once, I saw you made a thread which frightened me.


What thread? :erm:
Original post by TheGreatImposter
cijndjcjdskjnvd. I laughed, that sexual innuendo though :rofl:


It's a really classy way of saying sex isn't it? :rofl::rofl: I love it!
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Original post by stefano865
Would thoroughly recommend. :wink:


I would imagine you would :wink:
Original post by John55
:sigh: Its not something I'm proud about, she did terrible, unspeakable things to me...

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:redface: Speak of them please!
Original post by RobML
What thread? :erm:


You said you made a girl do a bloody squirt. :toofunny:

I was like 'bloody hell' quite literally :rofl:

Are you that rough? :colone:

Hahahah :rofl: :rofl:
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
It's a really classy way of saying sex isn't it? :rofl::rofl: I love it!


We will find you a mannnn
Original post by Eternalflames
You said you made a girl do a bloody squirt. :toofunny:

I was like 'bloody hell' quite literally :rofl:

Are you that rough? :colone:

Hahahah :rofl: :rofl:


"a bloody squirt"? :redface:
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
"a bloody squirt"? :redface:


Yeah, apparently the girl bled when she squirted :rofl:
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Don't you know? all vaginas have a "Must not enter if below 6ft" sign attached to them. :smile:





If less than 6ft :tongue:
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
"a bloody squirt"? :redface:



:rofl2:
I don't know because I haven't lost it yet, hang on, lemme get my crystal ball out...

Yep, nothing, it's gone cloudy
Original post by Eternalflames
Yeah, apparently the girl bled when she squirted :rofl:


That is actually the grossest thing I have ever heard :redface: OMG poor her, she squirted BLOOD! :redface:
Original post by stefano865
:rofl2:


:redface:
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Original post by Eternalflames

Are you that rough? :colone::


If they enjoy it :innocent:
Original post by MrsSheldonCooper
We will find you a mannnn


It's okay gurlllllllll, my make brush and my imagination is all I need these dayssssssssss :redface: XD
Original post by RobML
If they enjoy it :innocent:


Ooooh, lucky them! :rofl:

Hahahah :toofunny:
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