BSc Computational Linguistics... Edinburgh stopped teaching it in '08 and it's my dream course I'm not bitter or anything...
If you don't mind travelling, Carnegie Mellon do Natural Language Processing with a compsci focus. I know someone who studied it there who's now running an AI company interpeting text.
exclusion criteria: self-worship, racism, anti-belief / anti-sexuality and prettymuch all offensive stuff (also sex degrees exists so pervy guys can exclude that as well)