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I don't know who's name to put. :cry2:
Original post by toonervoustotalk
:heart:


:lovedup:
Original post by undercxver
I don't know who's name to put. :cry2:


Altaf Hussain :sexface:
Original post by RobML
Sarcasm? :colonhash:


:sexface: You like?
Reply 124
Original post by ||TheUnknown||
:sexface: You like?


What, you? Ofc :sexface:
Original post by Lord Samosa
Altaf Hussain :sexface:


How could I forget my to-be husband. :daydreaming:

72% Oooh la la. He loves me. :perv:
Reply 126
Lol i got 1% with a girl im dealing... apparently chance for the relationship to work is very small.. I've proved it wrong already tho :biggrin:
Original post by Uliar
Lol i got 1% with a girl im dealing... apparently chance for the relationship to work is very small.. I've proved it wrong already tho :biggrin:


Good job bro lmao :biggrin:
Original post by undercxver
How could I forget my to-be husband. :daydreaming:

72% Oooh la la. He loves me. :perv:


You've got competition, I got 86% :hubba:
Original post by Lord Samosa
You've got competition, I got 86% :hubba:


With my fiancé? How dare you. :rant:

I knew you had some sort of gay sexual acts going on with Altaf all along. :emo:
Original post by undercxver
With my fiancé? How dare you. :rant:

I knew you had some sort of gay sexual acts going on with Altaf all along. :emo:


It was his singing, and those glasses that did it for me :daydreaming:
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Original post by Lord Samosa
It was his singing, and those glasses that did it for me :daydreaming:

How can you forget his belly and bum? So perf. :daydreaming:

I'm checking the love calculator with so many politicians, they're not as high as Altaf bby. :ahee:

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Original post by undercxver
How can you forget his belly and bum? So perf. :daydreaming:

I'm checking the love calculator with so many politicians, they're not as high as Altaf bby. :ahee:

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So round and soft :sexface:

Altaf is the highest for me too :hand: my real name gives me really low figures though, maybe it's not meant to be :emo:

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Original post by Lord Samosa
So round and soft :sexface:

Altaf is the highest for me too :hand: my real name gives me really low figures though, maybe it's not meant to be :emo:

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Why you touching my man for? Keep your filthy hands off him. :hand:

You're no Lord Samosa in the first place, I don't see you being a triangle shape. :erm: I use undercxver, yeah it's not meant to be at all. :nah:

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Original post by Proxenus
Good job bro lmao :biggrin:




Brah! :lolwut: ?
Original post by undercxver
Why you touching my man for? Keep your filthy hands off him. :hand:

You're no Lord Samosa in the first place, I don't see you being a triangle shape. :erm: I use undercxver, yeah it's not meant to be at all. :nah:

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But how can I resist. He's so cuddly :sad:

How do you know I'm not a triangle. You know my name, not my story :hand:

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Original post by Rhythmical
Tell @Hodor_van_Groot to back off lol


Back off? WHAT DID I DO? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WOMAN?!?
Original post by Hodor_van_Groot
Back off? WHAT DID I DO? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WOMAN?!?


@ravioliyears is mine :wink: the calculator never lies, the chemistry is all there. We are planning the wedding soon.
82% with my husband-to-be woo :biggrin: Thats good enough

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