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I think I need a day with AG to replenish my soul.

Although you can keep the egg+bacon bagel and the soggy hash brown. I'll just have the coke. Also, I'll take your sister. Thanks. :h:
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
I think I need a day with AG to replenish my soul.

Although you can keep the egg+bacon bagel and the soggy hash brown. I'll just have the coke. Also, I'll take your sister. Thanks. :h:


Actually those egg bagels are amazing and the hash browns are crisp and hot.
I can have her ready in 2 hours, suitcase packed and iPad taken back. Where do you want to pick her up from?
Money

I will attract the love of my life with my wealth

I will then pay £1000000 for a day with Awesome Genius

And then I'll buy TSR
Original post by Awesome Genius
Actually those egg bagels are amazing and the hash browns are crisp and hot.
I can have her ready in 2 hours, suitcase packed and iPad taken back. Where do you want to pick her up from?


But...but...I thought I was going to spend a day with you first. :cry2: I want all those fancy diagrams to help sort out my problems :frown:
Original post by Infamous*
Money

I will attract the love of my life with my wealth

I will then pay £1000000 for a day with Awesome Genius

And then I'll buy TSR


I'll buy Tsr before you, go away :colonhash:
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
I'll buy Tsr before you, go away :colonhash:


I'll buy you
love :h:
Original post by Infamous*
I'll buy you


I'll buy your mum.
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
I'll buy your mum.


I'll buy your dad
Money can't buy love, but it can buy a reasonable simulation.
Original post by Infamous*
I'll buy your dad


I'll buy your grandma.
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
I'll buy your grandma.


m8 I'll buy your life.
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
But...but...I thought I was going to spend a day with you first. :cry2: I want all those fancy diagrams to help sort out my problems :frown:


@Awesome Genius I found your future wife btw...as I was browsing through youtube this morning.

[video="youtube;uxxYNGbG58M"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxxYNGbG58M[/video]

She was okay until she stated in one of her other videos that she has never finished a book. :redface:
Original post by WoodyMKC
Money can't buy love, but it can buy a reasonable simulation.


Id say finding someone as perfect as in option 1 is equally unlikely to acquiring £1bn. You can't just "buy" people that don't really exist.
(edited 7 years ago)
[video="youtube;SIzvlIEMvN4"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIzvlIEMvN4[/video]
Original post by Awesome Genius


Oh my gosh, thank you, I feel so enlightened :cry2:
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
[video="youtube;SIzvlIEMvN4"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIzvlIEMvN4[/video]


omg why have you made me watch (some of) this

i can't stand such people lol

sure she's good looking but she's insanely superficial and stupid

lol
Original post by Infamous*
m8 I'll buy your life.


Okay, I'm bored now. :redface: I'll buy a private jet and I'll let you fly in it, because you challenged me and I think I like that :ahee::ahee:
Why are you so full of yourself?