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Make your best "Shakespearian" insult

Since it's the Shakespeare festival, here's a gentleman's challenge:

Bring forth to us with devious courage,
And wording that one shall detest,
A frightful line of hateful prose,
The worst affront that you see best.
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Thou art but a feeble-groined tillywaddle! May your daughters be barren and your sons be French!
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Villain, I have done thy mother!
oh noes! care to spell it with the phonetic alphabet?
'O ****' - Hamlet
"Art thou calling my mother a pox-ridden wench? Art thou calling my father a goodly rotten apple? But he ain't even a goodly rotten apple..."

Bonus points if you get the reference.
You there yonder. Meet me in the nearest manor with thy greatest weapons. You bring your knights, I shall assemble with mine.
Original post by Abstract_Prism
'O ****' - Hamlet


I actually enjoyed reading that book
Thy mama is so bacon-fed, at which hour that lady jumped in the ocean, Columbus claimed that lady as a new continent.
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You are pigeon livered, and you lack any gall
Original post by XOR_
Thy mama is so bacon-fed, at which hour that lady jumped in the ocean Columbus claimed that lady as a new continent.


lmao
Thou art a reeky foot-licker :indiff:
i do bite thy thumb at thee knave advance towards one's self villain
Get rekt bitch!

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Thou art so vacant and devoid of wit
that were I to conjure from Lucifer's pit
The foulest and most corrupting jibe
Of devastating pith and enterprise
No frown would line thou's ghastly countenance
How wondrous, to own the shield of ignorance!
thy green gems would not fill a caterpillar's codpiece forsooth
Original post by sjohnson98
"Art thou calling my mother a pox-ridden wench? Art thou calling my father a goodly rotten apple? But he ain't even a goodly rotten apple..."

Bonus points if you get the reference.

catherine tate? :awesome:
Original post by sjohnson98
"Art thou calling my mother a pox-ridden wench? Art thou calling my father a goodly rotten apple? But he ain't even a goodly rotten apple..."

Bonus points if you get the reference.


DAMN YOU! :frown: I was going to post the video.
Original post by TheArtofProtest
Villain, I have done thy mother!


:rofl: :rofl: that was written perfectly
Original post by TheArtofProtest
Villain, I have done thy mother!


:lol:

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