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My username means "Life is a bit*h" in Urdu/Hindi AMA

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On a day to day basis, how often do you do a successful high five or perhaps how often do you want a high five but fear rejection?
Original post by M14B
You sound like a cool geezer
:biggrin:


And you sound like a parrot:sexface:

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Original post by KaminiZindagi
Lol why is Allah not feeding them. or yes "life is a test"..lol

Some people said that being gay is a test. like **** of





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i am NOT here to argue mate!!! just telling you to not HATE your life
I don't. You're a virus though. We gotta purge you out.

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Can I offer you a rishta?
Original post by ServantOfMorgoth
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True love :love:
Original post by Kyou
Aren't you afraid of them finding out? I assume you love your family


LOL. They are like Ahmadis so they have something like tolerance which is unknown to Sunnis I guess.

Just kidding. Dont wanna generalize all Sunni ppl:sexface:

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Original post by fatima1998
i am NOT here to argue mate!!! just telling you to not HATE your life


I dont hate life. I love life

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Original post by fatima1998
True love :love:


I'm not sure if Sara is male or female. Either one is cool with me but whatever gender Sara is, that gender is straight lol so if Sara is male it wouldn't work out.

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Original post by chemting
Can I offer you a rishta?


Yep. Why not. Is he hot?

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Original post by KaminiZindagi
Yep. Why not. Is he hot?

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Yes. Doctor too. very pale
Original post by Steampunk_Turtle
On a day to day basis, how often do you do a successful high five or perhaps how often do you want a high five but fear rejection?


Never. i live in London. People are so unsocial, atonomous and atomic here.

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Original post by KaminiZindagi
I dont hate life. I love life

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calling life is a bitch isn't nice either :noway:
Original post by ServantOfMorgoth
I'm not sure if Sara is male or female. Either one is cool with me but whatever gender Sara is, that gender is straight lol so if Sara is male it wouldn't work out.

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:rofl: i know Serah's gender but its a mystery :mmm:
what about transgender? would that work for you :lol:
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Original post by chemting
Yes. Doctor too. very pale


Pale? nah. not.. into white di*k. my hubby needs to be desi, arab or turkish. he needs to be slightly brown and have a beard

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Original post by fatima1998
calling life is a bitch isn't nice either :noway:

:rofl: i know Serah's gender but its a mystery :mmm:
what about transgender? would that work for you :lol:


I'm not ok with Transgender sex lol. 🚫
Original post by fatima1998
calling life is a bitch isn't nice either :noway:

:rofl: i know Serah's gender but its a mystery :mmm:
what about transgender? would that work for you :lol:


Lol. lightnen up
it is just a username.

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Original post by ServantOfMorgoth
I'm not ok with Transgender sex lol. 🚫


what about gay sex?:sexface::sexface::sexface:

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Original post by KaminiZindagi
Pale? nah. not.. into white di*k. my hubby needs to be desi, arab or turkish. he needs to be slightly brown and have a beard

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sure. sure. no problem. let me just check my files...

what size do you want? small, medium, large? foreskin or without?

is doctor okay? I got engineers, lawyers, accountants, bankers too

do you want dyed beard or normal?

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Original post by KaminiZindagi
what about gay sex?:sexface::sexface::sexface:

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Yeah, gay sex is great.




Not, it isn't really. I'm not a big fan of anal sex too much **** happens 😂
Original post by chemting
sure. sure. no problem. let me just check my files...

what size do you want? small, medium, large? foreskin or without?

is doctor okay? I got engineers, lawyers, accountants, bankers too

do you want dyed beard or normal?

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I am 5 foot 5 , muscular and hairy like a bear.

i dont mind any height. but he needs to be muscular. have a great ass. hairy and a thick beard.

i dont mind any peofession but he should have compassion for humanity


no foreskin btw
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