I will write anyone a personalized poem.
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I'd like one please!
Original post by ripjonsnow
Ok guys, Im extremely exhausted from writing 20 personalized poems in a row, im going to have to write yours tomorrow, along with the rest.
applause for getting through 20 lol
Original post by ivybridge
But I don't like girlies 
A Volantis whore can also be male
Original post by chocolatexo
lmaoo ur poems are actually quite good 
Damn, I didnt know about all the typos until i read your quote xD
Sorry about that xD
Also i havent studied english in over 5 years, or read a poem in over 7, so thanks
Original post by ripjonsnow
A Volantis whore can also be male
Damn, I didnt know about all the typos until i read your quote xD
Sorry about that xD
Also i havent studied english in over 5 years, or read a poem in over 7, so thanks
Damn, I didnt know about all the typos until i read your quote xD
Sorry about that xD
Also i havent studied english in over 5 years, or read a poem in over 7, so thanks
its fine
understood what u were saying anyway 
and seriously though-when u said u were going to write them, i thought theyd be like 2 or 3 lines-im impressed
Oh my gosh can I have one PLEASEEEEE?!
Original post by ripjonsnow
I will write one for you aswell;
The Bear by ripjonsnow
The Bear lives in a cave,
While listening to his safe space,
The Bear does not shave,
While sleeping in his own place,
The Bear knows how to behave,
Because he is extremely Brave.
by ripjonsnow
Queen-Bee by ripjonsnow
Oh Queen Bee why not see with me?
If Only only The Bear can supply the key,
The Spiders are creepy despite your a Bee,
The are just as crawly as a bunch of fleas.
Next time you see one sit back and sip a Tea
by ripjonsnow
by ripjonsnow
The Bear by ripjonsnow
The Bear lives in a cave,
While listening to his safe space,
The Bear does not shave,
While sleeping in his own place,
The Bear knows how to behave,
Because he is extremely Brave.
by ripjonsnow
Queen-Bee by ripjonsnow
Oh Queen Bee why not see with me?
If Only only The Bear can supply the key,
The Spiders are creepy despite your a Bee,
The are just as crawly as a bunch of fleas.
Next time you see one sit back and sip a Tea
by ripjonsnow
Spoiler
by ripjonsnow
thank you thank you thank you
*bear™
that was wonderful...
will be overwhelmed by your splendid verse.... thank you so much 
I want one!!
Original post by ripjonsnow
As the title says, post and I will do some research on you then write a poem.
I'd like one! thanks
Original post by Moonstruck16
Moonstruck16, by ripjonsnow
Moonstruck, Moonstruck why are you scared of war?
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, this country is the cause.
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, why are your posts so ancient?
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, others do not see you are patient.
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, I hope you have had a good second year.
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, When the exams come you should not fear!
by ripjonsnow
Original post by Rhythmical
Okay work your magic
Rhythmical, by ripjonsnow
Dont install kik, it is a piece of crap,
Its all about instagram (easier for others to fap),
You will always appreciate TSR,
While other teens spent their nights out at bars.
Original post by Drummerz
me me, i want one too!
Drummerz, by ripjonsnow
Hello my Nigerian friend,
I see you want to pursue to the law,
To get that far you must have no girlfriend,
Otherwise that could be a major flaw,
The key to university is just to attend,
If you make the above mistake you would have to withdraw.
by ripjonsnow
by ripjonsnow
Original post by TheGreatImposter
do me okay thanks
TheGreatImposter, by ripjonsnow
Your recent thread history is silent,
Could this mean you are one of the Anonymous migrants,
Theres not much I can say other than your public deception,
Before you were born your parents should have used contraception,
I did not mean any of the mean things I said,
I secretly fancy you and want you in my bed.
by ripjonsnow
Original post by _Xenon_
Me please!
Xenon, by ripjonsnow
Sixteen days until your first exam,
Twenty-five until your last,
Maths and science? What are you Abraham?
Not to worry, your knowledge would be as clear as glass,
Eight hours A Day sounds too intense,
Are you sure studying that long would not be immense?
Nonetheless I hope you do well!
Under no circumstances you will fail!
by ripjonsnow
Original post by Plagioclase
I'd like one please!
Plagioclase, by ripjonsnow
Physics, Biology, Maths?
To be asking these questions you must have done well in your sats.
If only I can understand the complexity of what you are saying,
Only then It would be knowledge and skill I would be displaying,
The level of support you provide is absolutely superb,
While I sit back and smoke this herb.
by ripjonsnow
Original post by beautgoddess
Beautgoddess, by ripjonsnow
Oh Beautiful Goddess would you lay with me?
I will take you as far as the eye can see,
Im sure you are thinking this fool is carefree,
nonetheless you can drive my banshee,
Because its only our future I foresee.
by ripjonsnow
Original post by Mystery.
Me please?
Mystery, by ripjonsnow
Your hobbies remain a mystery,
but your questions show your knowledge with academic history,
Searching through your threads looking for the slightest inquiry,
I was only able to find as far as your post count could see.
Would you marry me?
by ripjonsnow
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Oh my gosh can I have one PLEASEEEEE?!
TheSexyMrsHolmes, by ripjonsnow
Mrs holmes plz become miss holmes,
I will buy you the biggest most expensive stone,
If you can take my hand in matrimone,
The punjabs will unite, and are marriage would be stone.
by ripjonsnow
Original post by Ishea16
I want one!!
Ishea16, by ripjonsnow
Ishea my friend who is currently doing her AS,
Just remember they are all based on a test,
If you revise one hour a day,
it is one of the best solutions to became a doctor that way,
Im glad your twin cousins bring you love,
Unlike Michael Jackson, when he was hanging out with those kids with one glove.
by ripjonsnow
Original post by jsmith6131
I'd like one! thanks
Jsmith6131, by ripjonsnow
Hello my ancient buddy,
six years on and your rep is still muddy,
Your knowledge in maths exceeds far greater than anyone I could imagine,
Hopefully you would be able to save the North Korean famine,
To me your knowledge feels like gold,
just remember to warm up when you feel cold.
by ripjonsnow
Original post by ripjonsnow
Moonstruck16, by ripjonsnow
Moonstruck, Moonstruck why are you scared of war?
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, this country is the cause.
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, why are your posts so ancient?
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, others do not see you are patient.
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, I hope you have had a good second year.
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, When the exams come you should not fear!
by ripjonsnow
Rhythmical, by ripjonsnow
Dont install kik, it is a piece of crap,
Its all about instagram (easier for others to fap),
You will always appreciate TSR,
While other teens spent their nights out at bars.
Drummerz, by ripjonsnow
Hello my Nigerian friend,
I see you want to pursue to the law,
To get that far you must have no girlfriend,
Otherwise that could be a major flaw,
The key to university is just to attend,
If you make the above mistake you would have to withdraw.
by ripjonsnow
by ripjonsnow
TheGreatImposter, by ripjonsnow
Your recent thread history is silent,
Could this mean you are one of the Anonymous migrants,
Theres not much I can say other than your public deception,
Before you were born your parents should have used contraception,
I did not mean any of the mean things I said,
I secretly fancy you and want you in my bed.
by ripjonsnow
Xenon, by ripjonsnow
Sixteen days until your first exam,
Twenty-five until your last,
Maths and science? What are you Abraham?
Not to worry, your knowledge would be as clear as glass,
Eight hours A Day sounds too intense,
Are you sure studying that long would not be immense?
Nonetheless I hope you do well!
Under no circumstances you will fail!
by ripjonsnow
Plagioclase, by ripjonsnow
Physics, Biology, Maths?
To be asking these questions you must have done well in your sats.
If only I can understand the complexity of what you are saying,
Only then It would be knowledge and skill I would be displaying,
The level of support you provide is absolutely superb,
While I sit back and smoke this herb.
by ripjonsnow
Beautgoddess, by ripjonsnow
Oh Beautiful Goddess would you lay with me?
I will take you as far as the eye can see,
Im sure you are thinking this fool is carefree,
nonetheless you can drive my banshee,
Because its only our future I foresee.
by ripjonsnow
Mystery, by ripjonsnow
Your hobbies remain a mystery,
but your questions show your knowledge with academic history,
Searching through your threads looking for the slightest inquiry,
I was only able to find as far as your post count could see.
Would you marry me?
by ripjonsnow
TheSexyMrsHolmes, by ripjonsnow
Mrs holmes plz become miss holmes,
I will buy you the biggest most expensive stone,
If you can take my hand in matrimone,
The punjabs will unite, and are marriage would be stone.
by ripjonsnow
Ishea16, by ripjonsnow
Ishea my friend who is currently doing her AS,
Just remember they are all based on a test,
If you revise one hour a day,
it is one of the best solutions to became a doctor that way,
Im glad your twin cousins bring you love,
Unlike Michael Jackson, when he was hanging out with those kids with one glove.
by ripjonsnow
Jsmith6131, by ripjonsnow
Hello my ancient buddy,
six years on and your rep is still muddy,
Your knowledge in maths exceeds far greater than anyone I could imagine,
Hopefully you would be able to save the North Korean famine,
To me your knowledge feels like gold,
just remember to warm up when you feel cold.
by ripjonsnow
Moonstruck, Moonstruck why are you scared of war?
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, this country is the cause.
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, why are your posts so ancient?
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, others do not see you are patient.
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, I hope you have had a good second year.
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, When the exams come you should not fear!
by ripjonsnow
Rhythmical, by ripjonsnow
Dont install kik, it is a piece of crap,
Its all about instagram (easier for others to fap),
You will always appreciate TSR,
While other teens spent their nights out at bars.
Drummerz, by ripjonsnow
Hello my Nigerian friend,
I see you want to pursue to the law,
To get that far you must have no girlfriend,
Otherwise that could be a major flaw,
The key to university is just to attend,
If you make the above mistake you would have to withdraw.
by ripjonsnow
by ripjonsnow
TheGreatImposter, by ripjonsnow
Your recent thread history is silent,
Could this mean you are one of the Anonymous migrants,
Theres not much I can say other than your public deception,
Before you were born your parents should have used contraception,
I did not mean any of the mean things I said,
I secretly fancy you and want you in my bed.
by ripjonsnow
Xenon, by ripjonsnow
Sixteen days until your first exam,
Twenty-five until your last,
Maths and science? What are you Abraham?
Not to worry, your knowledge would be as clear as glass,
Eight hours A Day sounds too intense,
Are you sure studying that long would not be immense?
Nonetheless I hope you do well!
Under no circumstances you will fail!
by ripjonsnow
Plagioclase, by ripjonsnow
Physics, Biology, Maths?
To be asking these questions you must have done well in your sats.
If only I can understand the complexity of what you are saying,
Only then It would be knowledge and skill I would be displaying,
The level of support you provide is absolutely superb,
While I sit back and smoke this herb.
by ripjonsnow
Beautgoddess, by ripjonsnow
Oh Beautiful Goddess would you lay with me?
I will take you as far as the eye can see,
Im sure you are thinking this fool is carefree,
nonetheless you can drive my banshee,
Because its only our future I foresee.
by ripjonsnow
Mystery, by ripjonsnow
Your hobbies remain a mystery,
but your questions show your knowledge with academic history,
Searching through your threads looking for the slightest inquiry,
I was only able to find as far as your post count could see.
Would you marry me?
by ripjonsnow
TheSexyMrsHolmes, by ripjonsnow
Mrs holmes plz become miss holmes,
I will buy you the biggest most expensive stone,
If you can take my hand in matrimone,
The punjabs will unite, and are marriage would be stone.
by ripjonsnow
Ishea16, by ripjonsnow
Ishea my friend who is currently doing her AS,
Just remember they are all based on a test,
If you revise one hour a day,
it is one of the best solutions to became a doctor that way,
Im glad your twin cousins bring you love,
Unlike Michael Jackson, when he was hanging out with those kids with one glove.
by ripjonsnow
Jsmith6131, by ripjonsnow
Hello my ancient buddy,
six years on and your rep is still muddy,
Your knowledge in maths exceeds far greater than anyone I could imagine,
Hopefully you would be able to save the North Korean famine,
To me your knowledge feels like gold,
just remember to warm up when you feel cold.
by ripjonsnow
Omg I love it! Thank you!
Original post by ripjonsnow
Jsmith6131, by ripjonsnow
Hello my ancient buddy,
six years on and your rep is still muddy,
Your knowledge in maths exceeds far greater than anyone I could imagine,
Hopefully you would be able to save the North Korean famine,
To me your knowledge feels like gold,
just remember to warm up when you feel cold.
by ripjonsnow
Jsmith6131, by ripjonsnow
Hello my ancient buddy,
six years on and your rep is still muddy,
Your knowledge in maths exceeds far greater than anyone I could imagine,
Hopefully you would be able to save the North Korean famine,
To me your knowledge feels like gold,
just remember to warm up when you feel cold.
by ripjonsnow
I like it! esp "your rep is still muddy"...very good
Original post by ripjonsnow
As the title says, post and I will do some research on you then write a poem.
Do we need to be friends for you to write a poem?
Posted from TSR Mobile
Original post by ripjonsnow
Moonstruck16, by ripjonsnow
Moonstruck, Moonstruck why are you scared of war?
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, this country is the cause.
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, why are your posts so ancient?
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, others do not see you are patient.
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, I hope you have had a good second year.
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, When the exams come you should not fear!
by ripjonsnow
Rhythmical, by ripjonsnow
Dont install kik, it is a piece of crap,
Its all about instagram (easier for others to fap),
You will always appreciate TSR,
While other teens spent their nights out at bars.
Drummerz, by ripjonsnow
Hello my Nigerian friend,
I see you want to pursue to the law,
To get that far you must have no girlfriend,
Otherwise that could be a major flaw,
The key to university is just to attend,
If you make the above mistake you would have to withdraw.
by ripjonsnow
by ripjonsnow
TheGreatImposter, by ripjonsnow
Your recent thread history is silent,
Could this mean you are one of the Anonymous migrants,
Theres not much I can say other than your public deception,
Before you were born your parents should have used contraception,
I did not mean any of the mean things I said,
I secretly fancy you and want you in my bed.
by ripjonsnow
Xenon, by ripjonsnow
Sixteen days until your first exam,
Twenty-five until your last,
Maths and science? What are you Abraham?
Not to worry, your knowledge would be as clear as glass,
Eight hours A Day sounds too intense,
Are you sure studying that long would not be immense?
Nonetheless I hope you do well!
Under no circumstances you will fail!
by ripjonsnow
Plagioclase, by ripjonsnow
Physics, Biology, Maths?
To be asking these questions you must have done well in your sats.
If only I can understand the complexity of what you are saying,
Only then It would be knowledge and skill I would be displaying,
The level of support you provide is absolutely superb,
While I sit back and smoke this herb.
by ripjonsnow
Beautgoddess, by ripjonsnow
Oh Beautiful Goddess would you lay with me?
I will take you as far as the eye can see,
Im sure you are thinking this fool is carefree,
nonetheless you can drive my banshee,
Because its only our future I foresee.
by ripjonsnow
Mystery, by ripjonsnow
Your hobbies remain a mystery,
but your questions show your knowledge with academic history,
Searching through your threads looking for the slightest inquiry,
I was only able to find as far as your post count could see.
Would you marry me?
by ripjonsnow
TheSexyMrsHolmes, by ripjonsnow
Mrs holmes plz become miss holmes,
I will buy you the biggest most expensive stone,
If you can take my hand in matrimone,
The punjabs will unite, and are marriage would be stone.
by ripjonsnow
Ishea16, by ripjonsnow
Ishea my friend who is currently doing her AS,
Just remember they are all based on a test,
If you revise one hour a day,
it is one of the best solutions to became a doctor that way,
Im glad your twin cousins bring you love,
Unlike Michael Jackson, when he was hanging out with those kids with one glove.
by ripjonsnow
Jsmith6131, by ripjonsnow
Hello my ancient buddy,
six years on and your rep is still muddy,
Your knowledge in maths exceeds far greater than anyone I could imagine,
Hopefully you would be able to save the North Korean famine,
To me your knowledge feels like gold,
just remember to warm up when you feel cold.
by ripjonsnow
Moonstruck, Moonstruck why are you scared of war?
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, this country is the cause.
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, why are your posts so ancient?
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, others do not see you are patient.
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, I hope you have had a good second year.
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, When the exams come you should not fear!
by ripjonsnow
Rhythmical, by ripjonsnow
Dont install kik, it is a piece of crap,
Its all about instagram (easier for others to fap),
You will always appreciate TSR,
While other teens spent their nights out at bars.
Drummerz, by ripjonsnow
Hello my Nigerian friend,
I see you want to pursue to the law,
To get that far you must have no girlfriend,
Otherwise that could be a major flaw,
The key to university is just to attend,
If you make the above mistake you would have to withdraw.
by ripjonsnow
by ripjonsnow
TheGreatImposter, by ripjonsnow
Your recent thread history is silent,
Could this mean you are one of the Anonymous migrants,
Theres not much I can say other than your public deception,
Before you were born your parents should have used contraception,
I did not mean any of the mean things I said,
I secretly fancy you and want you in my bed.
by ripjonsnow
Xenon, by ripjonsnow
Sixteen days until your first exam,
Twenty-five until your last,
Maths and science? What are you Abraham?
Not to worry, your knowledge would be as clear as glass,
Eight hours A Day sounds too intense,
Are you sure studying that long would not be immense?
Nonetheless I hope you do well!
Under no circumstances you will fail!
by ripjonsnow
Plagioclase, by ripjonsnow
Physics, Biology, Maths?
To be asking these questions you must have done well in your sats.
If only I can understand the complexity of what you are saying,
Only then It would be knowledge and skill I would be displaying,
The level of support you provide is absolutely superb,
While I sit back and smoke this herb.
by ripjonsnow
Beautgoddess, by ripjonsnow
Oh Beautiful Goddess would you lay with me?
I will take you as far as the eye can see,
Im sure you are thinking this fool is carefree,
nonetheless you can drive my banshee,
Because its only our future I foresee.
by ripjonsnow
Mystery, by ripjonsnow
Your hobbies remain a mystery,
but your questions show your knowledge with academic history,
Searching through your threads looking for the slightest inquiry,
I was only able to find as far as your post count could see.
Would you marry me?
by ripjonsnow
TheSexyMrsHolmes, by ripjonsnow
Mrs holmes plz become miss holmes,
I will buy you the biggest most expensive stone,
If you can take my hand in matrimone,
The punjabs will unite, and are marriage would be stone.
by ripjonsnow
Ishea16, by ripjonsnow
Ishea my friend who is currently doing her AS,
Just remember they are all based on a test,
If you revise one hour a day,
it is one of the best solutions to became a doctor that way,
Im glad your twin cousins bring you love,
Unlike Michael Jackson, when he was hanging out with those kids with one glove.
by ripjonsnow
Jsmith6131, by ripjonsnow
Hello my ancient buddy,
six years on and your rep is still muddy,
Your knowledge in maths exceeds far greater than anyone I could imagine,
Hopefully you would be able to save the North Korean famine,
To me your knowledge feels like gold,
just remember to warm up when you feel cold.
by ripjonsnow
Omg, you are amazing!
Original post by ripjonsnow
Moonstruck16, by ripjonsnow
Moonstruck, Moonstruck why are you scared of war?
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, this country is the cause.
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, why are your posts so ancient?
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, others do not see you are patient.
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, I hope you have had a good second year.
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, When the exams come you should not fear!
by ripjonsnow
Moonstruck, Moonstruck why are you scared of war?
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, this country is the cause.
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, why are your posts so ancient?
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, others do not see you are patient.
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, I hope you have had a good second year.
Moonstruck, Moonstruck, When the exams come you should not fear!
by ripjonsnow
That hit me deep inside 😁😙
Thanks
Posted from TSR Mobile
haha, I love mine, thank you! @ripjonsnow
Original post by ripjonsnow
As the title says, post and I will do some research on you then write a poem.
It's my birthday today! Could I pretty please have my own poem?
Original post by ripjonsnow
TheGreatImposter, by ripjonsnow
Your recent thread history is silent,
Could this mean you are one of the Anonymous migrants,
Theres not much I can say other than your public deception,
Before you were born your parents should have used contraception,
I did not mean any of the mean things I said,
I secretly fancy you and want you in my bed.
by ripjonsnow
TheGreatImposter, by ripjonsnow
Your recent thread history is silent,
Could this mean you are one of the Anonymous migrants,
Theres not much I can say other than your public deception,
Before you were born your parents should have used contraception,
I did not mean any of the mean things I said,
I secretly fancy you and want you in my bed.
by ripjonsnow
OMG that was amazing, loved it!. I did a little
Original post by Impressive
Impressive, by ripjonsnow
Can we not be friends Impressive?
Seeing you repel is making me feel depressive,
I know you like to stay up late,
Soon insomnia will be your fate,
But nonetheless if you eat healthy,
You will soon grow old rich and wealthy.
by ripjonsnow
Original post by Platopus
It's my birthday today! Could I pretty please have my own poem?
Platopus, by ripjonsnow
A fellow Londoner? I think so,
Its your Birthday, you will be getting a lot of Doh,
You are very hot,
when i see your posts it feels like I am on pot,
Its a good thing your revision has taken a break,
so tonight you can enjoy your cake!
Happy Birthday Platopus <3
from ripjonsnow <3
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